BATHROOM (skit)

You have one new voice message
（语音信箱）你有一条新的留言
First voice message
第一条语音留言：
Are you ****ing serious?
（Caller）你这批认真的？？？
You had Alyssa over there?
你和Alyssa在一块？？
I saw her picture in your ****ing bathroom
我看见她照片了 就在你家卫生间那里
You can't say that's not your ****ing bathroom
你别想否认那不是你家的卫生间
I see the gray towels and I see the cologne in your background
姐可看见了那灰色的毛巾和背影里的古龙水
You're a ****ing piece of shit, Charlton
你这渣男真的鸡狗不如 Charlton
That's been my friend since the sixth ****ing grade, I hate you
那是我从六年级到现在的朋友 老娘恨你一辈子
I hope you die
我希望你早点凉