Bad Wine and Lemon Cake

I have a little house
我有一所小屋
Close to town, but not to the city
近处小镇，而非城
Far from home, but near my family
远离故乡，但陪伴着家人
No water views, but so close to the sea
没有水景，却面朝大海
I see
哈哈
This is how my little life could be
我的生活就应该这样过
And I'm filling it with things
我会把它收拾的满满当当
Like furniture that I find on the street
从大街上顺回的家具
And all the special things I'd like to eat
和所有我爱吃的稀奇玩意儿
Pictures of people that I'd like to meet
以及我好朋友们的照片
I'll meet them when I'm orbiting the world
我会在环游世界之时，与他们相遇
...And it's so pretty...
……多么美好……
...And so lonely...
……又多么孤独……
My little love affairs
我的风流之事
Are all scheduled 'round the TV guide
都早早按照电视指南排列好
And my *** life has all been plagiarized
而我的性生活就是逢场作戏
In an attempt to meet a harsh deadline...
只是为了达到一个硬性指标
I'd like to rent-a-wife
我想租个老婆
Then rent a husband to keep her for life
再租个丈夫供着她
The three of us, we could be so happy
我们仨会过得非常开心
(Them with each other, me with company)
（他们一对，我电灯泡）
I'll see them off on a flight around the world...
我会在离去的飞机上与他们告别…
...And it's so pretty...
……多么美好……
...And so lonely...
……又多么孤独……
I could just die, I might just die
我可能就这样死去，就这样死去
I could just die, I might just die
我可能就这样死去，就这样死去
...And at my funeral
……而在我的葬礼上
They will say ‘Tom, he was such a nice guy’
他们会说：“Tom，他真是个好人呢！”
‘He went too early, but he went in style’
“他走的太早，但他走得带感！”
They'll play my music and then they will cry
放起我的音乐，他们就会哭泣
Then they'll have a little wake
然后他们会为我守个小夜
They'll drink bad wine and they'll eat lemon cake
他们会喝劣质的红酒，吃柠檬味的蛋糕
And my mother's little heart will break
我妈会就此心碎……
And she'll say
然后她会说：
‘Wait! There must be must some mistake
“等等！这肯定是搞错了！”
- he can't be dead
——他不可能死
Take me instead!'
让我来替他吧！”
Oh but I'm not dead
哦…但我还没有死
They tell me I'm not dead
他们跟我说我没死
They say that I'm not dead
他们说我还没有死
And that I won't die for some time...
而且我一时半会儿也死不了……
I'm in my little house
我正待在我的小屋里
Just writing little songs to past the time
只是写写小曲儿打发时间
Which (incidentally) is 7:49
恩顺便说一句现在是7点49分
So don't you worry I'm completely fine
所以你别担心了，我好得很呢
I'm fine
我挺好的
And don't you worry I'm completely fine
所以你别担心了，我好得很呢
I'm fine
我挺好的
Don't you worry I'm completely fine
你别担心了，我好得很呢
I'm fine
我挺好的
Don't you worry I'm completely fine
你别担心了，我好得很呢
I'm fine
我挺好的
Don't you worry I'm completely fine
你别担心了，我好得很呢
I'm fine
我挺好的
I'm just so ****ing fine
我是身经百战了