Ice Diamonds

Relationships can seem like an eternity.
爱情真的永垂不朽吗？
You asshole!
你这个混蛋！
What were you doing with my sister in that hot tub!
你和我妹妹在浴缸里干什么呢！
Relieve the pressure.
为什么要听她河东狮吼？
Chill that ***** out with ICE.
快来一块ICE钻石让那个泼妇冷静下来吧
A diamond lasts forever,
钻石恒久远
but your relationship might not.
爱情难流传
A diamond is love.
钻石就是爱啊
Rock hard, and frozen in time.
虽然只是一块靠时间凝练的硬石头而已
Luckily, most women are shallow, and materialistic.
但好在大部分女人都是肤浅、拜金的啦
Oh a diamond? So you DO love me!
哦天哪钻石！看来你是真的爱我啊！
Nothing says I love you like a lump of carbon,
没什么比一大块碳更能表达爱意了
mined by wage-slaves in Angola.
哪怕这碳是安哥拉的奴工挖出来的
I don't even know what I was mad at you about.
我都忘了我刚才为啥生气了呢
Do you want a blow job?
来口一哈吗？
Passion, it CAN be purchased,
想让她任你摆布吗？花点钱就可以啦！
and it CAN be overpriced.
就算代价有点大也值得啦！
ICE, available and very expensive, at DeKoch Diamonds.
ICE钻石，给钱就能买，就在DeKoch 珠宝行