Sooth Cough Medicine
Various Artists
Sooth Cough Medicine 歌词
*man coughing*
他在咳嗽
Sounds like you got a nasty cough!
你好像得了重感冒啊!
Yeah? No ****.
啊?靠不要啊
Here baby, try this.
宝贝,来试试这个
Sooth?
速嘶灵?
Yeah! Sooth annihilates cough and cold symptoms.
没错!速嘶灵可以消除咳嗽和感冒症状
Wow! I'm seeing donkeys!
哇!我看到好多头驴诶!
Hahaha! That's the patented cough-killing
哈哈哈!速嘶灵是发明专利产品,专门治感冒
concoction of codeine, morphine, and alcohol.
由可待因、、酒精等精制而成
Your cold will be history! How's your cold now?
从此告别感冒!感觉好点没?
Who the hell are you?
你是谁啊?
I'm your wife, fool!
我是你老婆啊二货!
Sooth kills a cough fast.
速嘶灵止咳有奇效
And for the kid's chesty cough, it's Sooth Junior,
你家孩子也咳嗽了?来试试速嘶灵儿童装
the medication that comes in a fun,
包装更可爱
animal-shaped container kids will love.
动物形状药瓶,孩子们最喜欢
Hey, look at me!
嘿,快看!
I'm binging on medication, just like dad! Oh...
我在学老爸一样呢!哦呃...
Oh my God, he's barely breathing!
天啊!他快没呼吸了!
No, that's that's just
放心啦,那那那只是
the medicine doing it's magic.
速嘶灵的奇妙效果啦
Thanks to Sooth, his cough is history.
感谢速嘶灵,他再也不能咳嗽了
With Sooth, you'll forget you had a cough,
吃了速嘶灵,你会忘了你患咳嗽
your name, or where to properly go to the bathroom.
会忘了你叫啥,忘了怎么去厕所
Feel better fast, with Sooth.
想早日康复,就选速嘶灵