Big Ass Headache

I feel like I’ve been rode hard and hung up wet
Swallowed by a mule and crapped off a cliff
I drank enough whiskey to fill up a lake
Woke up this morning with a big ass headache
Y’all I ain’t kidding this son of a ***** hurts
Where the hell are my pants must be with my shirt
I still got my boots on but make no mistake
They can’t help me kick this big ass headache
[Chorus:]
Another night of gettin’ right
Gettin’ home at daylight
Payin’ for all the hell that I raised
It’s a Jack Daniel’s jackhammer
Shut the door but don’t slam her
Kind of feelin’ poundin’ my brain
I got a big ass headache
I’ve tried BC Powder I’ve tried hair of the dog
I could sweat it out but hell I hate to jog
Bet I’ve drank ten gallons of green Gatorade
But still it ain’t drownin’ this big ass headache
[Repeat Chorus]
It’s half past six and there goes my phone
I found my britches but I should probably stay home
Pound a few waters try to rehydrate
‘Cause I know what’s coming in the morning
A big ass headache
A big ass headache