Shiksa Goddess

I'm breaking my mother's heart，
我伤了我妈的心，
The longer I stand looking at you，
呆站着看你的时间越久，
The more I hear it splinter and crack，
就越能听到心碎成渣的声音
From ninety miles away，
打九十英里以外传来，
I'm breaking my mother's heart，
我伤透了我妈的心，
The JCC of Spring Valley is shaking，
春谷的犹太人社区正地动山摇，
And crumbling to the ground，
轰然坠地，
And my grandfather's rolling，
而我外公正气得打滚，
Rolling in his grave，
在他墓地的棺材里
If you had a tattoo, that wouldn't matter，
你要是有纹身，那无足轻重
If you had a shaved head, that would be cool，
你要是剃光头，那会挺酷
If you came from Spain or Japan，
你可以来自西班牙或者日本
Or the back of a van，
或者货车后备箱
Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school，
只要你上的不是希伯来学校
I'd say, "Now I'm getting somewhere!I'm finally breaking through!"，
我会说:"我现在有了进展！终于有所突破！“
I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess!
我会说：“嘿！嘿！希克萨女神！
I've been waiting for someone like you"，
我一直等待着一个你这样的人
I've been waiting through Danica Schwartz and Erica Weiss，
等待的途中我遇见了丹尼卡·施瓦兹和艾丽卡·威兹，
And the Handelman twins，
以及汉德曼家的双胞胎。
I've been waiting through Heather Greenblatt, Annie Mincus, Karen Pincus and Lisa Katz，
我遇见了希塞·格林布拉特，安妮·米克斯，凯伦·平克斯，还有丽萨·卡兹
And Stacy Rosen, Ellen Kaplan, Julie Silber and Janie Stein，
还有斯黛西·罗增，爱伦·凯普兰，朱莉·塞尔比和詹尼·史坦恩，
I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights，
每周五我享用安息节晚餐，
With every Shapiro in Washington Heights，
和华盛顿高地上每个姓沙普约的姑娘一起！
But the minute I first met you，
但是自打我遇见了你，
I could barely catch my breath，
我心动得难以呼吸，
I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand，
我呆站在原地攥着手机，
Like an idiot, scared to death，
像个怕得要死的傻瓜，
I've been wandering through the desert，
我在沙漠中徘徊许久，
I've been beaten, I've been hit，
我被击败，被迎头痛打，
My people have suffered for thousands of years，
我的子民们受了几千年的苦
And I don't give a ****!
这些我t/m才不管呢!
If you had a pierced tongue, that wouldn't matter，
你要是打了舌钉，那无足轻重，
If you once were in jail or you once were a man,
或许你曾坐过牢，或者变过性，
If your mother and your brother had "relations" with each other，
要是你妈妈和你兄弟有”那种“关系，
And your father was connected to the Gotti clan，
而你爸爸与黑帮来往甚密，
I'd say, "Well, nobody's perfect"，
我会说，”好吧，毕竟人无完人！“
It's tragic but it's true，
真是悲剧，可惜事实如此
I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess!
我会说：”嘿，嘿，希克萨女神！
I've been waiting for someone like..."，
我一直等待一位如你这般的人…
You, breaking the circle，
你，卓尔不群
You, taking the light，
你，光芒万丈，
You, you are the story，
你，
I should write，
你是那个我终将写就的故事，
I have to write!
我命中注定！
If you drove an R.V., that wouldn't matter，
你要是开房车，那无关紧要
If you like to drink blood,
你要是喜欢啜饮鲜血，
I think it's cute，
我觉得这可爱得很
If you've got a powerful connection to your firearm collection，
你要是对武器收藏念念不忘，
I'd say, Draw a bead and shoot，
我会说：“画个靶子，朝它开火！”
I'm your Hebrew slave, at your service，
我是你的希伯来奴隶，供你差遣
Just tell me what to do，
为了你，我什么都会做
I say, "Hey hey hey hey!
我说：“嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿！
I've been waiting for someone，
我已等待一个人太久，
I've been praying for someone，
我为这一刻祈祷太久，
I think that I could be in love with someone，
我想我可以坠入爱河，
Like You"
同一个如你一般的人！