Queen of Hearts vs. Wicked Witch (Princess Rap Battle)

The Queen of Hearts
红桃皇后
versus
对决
The Wicked Witch of the West
西方女巫
Let the rap battle begin
饶舌大战现在开始
Begone,Adele Dazeem
滚吧阿黛尔达兹姆
I'm a head-taking machine
Chop so many necks
血刃无数首级
Call me the Guillotine Queen
叫我铡刀女王也可以
I'll make you walk the green mile
先送你去牢狱“绿里”
And roast ya,Salem-style
之后再赛勒姆式烤了你
Here's the lesson
此为惩戒
Court's in session
开庭审判
And I do love a trial
我太爱审判了
Get this straight
我直截了当
The heart wants what it wants
我心知我所欲也
I'm not a dunce, and unlike you
不像你是个蠢货
I do my own stunts
老娘绝招惊艳全场
You might be OK at croquet
你可能槌球不错
But you will fall just the same
但同样会输给我
'Cause I'm a master with a mallet
我就是槌球王者
And I've never lose a game
从无败绩
You are too concerned with shoes
你满脑子想着鞋子
To stop a homesick chick
给一个思乡病儿童下绊子
This toothpick on a broomstick
骑扫把的瘦排骨
Can't handle the thicc
如何能敌老娘火辣风韵
All ways are my ways
万物遵从我
So I make the laws
法度我制定
With a verdict and my boot
裁定终了，让我踢爆
I'll kick your narrow ass to Oz
I'm the witch-of-the witch-of-the witch-of-the witch-of-the West,ha!
我就是西西西西西方女巫,哈！
You wish you could be like me
你想要如我这般
but bish I'm the best,ha!
但可惜我站在顶端，哈！
'cause I'm the meanest,the keenest
老娘最是刻薄无情，反应动作贼灵敏
gonna upset the queenest
马上给你这女王点教训
Brighter than the Emerald City
比翡翠城更光彩夺目
because I'm certainly the greenest
我呀着实绿的惊艳
They tried to keep me down
but instead I have arisen
没想到我反而崛起了
I overthrew the land
掀翻这片天地
and transformed Oz into a prison
奥茨化为牢狱
The wizard was a con man
巫师就是个渣男骗子
so weaklings gave him loyalty
软蛋们对他唯唯诺诺死心塌地
But I can fly so I defy
但老娘能翱翔天际
Both gravity and royalty
反抗地心引力，无视皇家权力
A woman with real power
具有真实力的超能女人
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绝不是你这满嘴跑火车的沙币
Now,Oz and Broadway recognize
如今，奥茨和百老汇都意识到
the one who's truly wicked
谁才是真正的恶人
You've got your own
你还是就守着你那
itty bitty pity committee
弱小无助的委员会吧
You can run, you can hide
随你跑，随你藏
but I'll get you,my pretty
我总会抓到你的哦～小宝贝～
Yeah, I got a little mister
对，我是有个小白脸
But what happened to her sister
她姐姐怎么回事来着
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是的呀，被旋风
in the midst of a twister
卷起来砸地基了
I'm a slayer and a player
我全场最佳，顶尖玩家
Momma heart gets paid
红桃皇后总有丰厚报答
Wearing diamonds in the club
穿金戴银，出入酒吧
while your monkeys get spayed
This punk-ass needs a punchin
'小需要胖揍一顿吧
You are more sloppy than a luncheon
简直比午宴还要软趴趴
With a bunch of f***ing Munchkins
还有一群他喵的丑陋矮冬瓜
who are too damn drunk to function
喝假酒喝大了吧
We are the original dreamland
我们才是原始仙境
You imposters can suck it
你个冒牌货只有跪舔的份
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仙境你惹不起
'Cause wonderland ain't nuthin' to **** with
仙境你惹不起
This battle was a slaughter
Elphie's melting 'cause I'm hotter
我的火辣，让爱芙融化
This hag is # thirsty
这丑婆的热搜词就是“干渴”
Here,have a cup of water
要喝杯水啵（女巫喝水即身亡）
In a second, they'll be singing
马上他们就会把歌唱
''Ding dong''The witch is dead
叮咚！女巫死翘翘喽！
By order of the queen
本后下令
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!
砍你狗头！（红皇后经典台词）
This brat's got a temper
这泼妇脾气挺大
now she's folding under pressure
如今也在我压力之下
'Cause she's screaming bloody murder
吠叫着喊打喊杀
while I'm smiling like a Cheshire
而我笑得如柴郡猫般优雅
You're losing the beat
瞧你节奏都乱了
You might need a pacemaker
来个起搏器吧
Don't you mess around with me
别以为老娘好惹
'Cause I'm a heartbreaker
我专业撕“心”者（双关）
I've got the powers and the flowers
我的力量与美貌
to K.O your whole team
团灭你们足矣
I got them pop-pop-poppies
我的爆爆罂粟花魔法
Night-night,have a nice dream
晚安，祝你长眠不起
You think this is a game?
你还以为这是场游戏吗
Tell these cards I ain't playing
告诉你的臭扑克，老娘不感兴趣
Cut the deck like it's a check
摧毁你的牌桌易如反掌
and wreck this trumped-up queen I'm slaying
顺便推翻你这狗屁虚假女王
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
你不会想看到我愤怒的模样
I'll make a mother f***ing scene
我会把你场子搅烂
Like the Hulk without the bulk
像绿巨人但没有大块头
It ain't easy being green
头上带点绿可不那么容易哦
Like the roses that you keep
如你所种玫瑰花朵
What you sow is what you reap
你的报应就是我
I'm the doom on a broom
and this has been a clean sweep
把你这里灭个干净