The Ugly Truth

制作人 : Davy Nathan/Philsmeeze
我知道你们想去那完美的世界
混音师 : Manny Marroquin/Robin Florent/Scott Desmarais
但是啊 你们必须得先过我这关
配唱 : Keith Harrison/Laura Harrison
现在听我说 再去祈祷已来不及
号 : Kevin Williams/Leon Silva/Sean Erick
走起～
号编曲 : Chris Lennertz/Davy Nathan
想让别人喜欢你吗？
编程 : Davy Nathan/Phillip Lawrence
你得长得像我一样
和声 : Philip Lawrence /Shane Lawrence
及其完美 没有缺点 恰到好处
人声 : Nick Jonas
至于我对你的第一感觉嘛
I know you hope to go to the big you-know-where
我的样子你根本比不上
And you're here to try to earn your ticket there
你的头发有我的茂盛吗？
Better listen now or you haven't got a prayer
你的胳膊有我的粗壮吗？
Let me break it down, ooh
你跳舞有我好看吗？
If you want someone to love ya
绝对没有
Babe, you gotta look like me (Like me)
你的侧脸能比得上我吗？
Gotta be flawless, pure perfection, not for shelf (Not a shelf)
不如就让我跟你说明白
And my first impression of ya, as far as I can see (Can see)
你最好看清自己 否则你一事无成
Is you simply can't compete with my sweet self (Your sweet self)
我说实话吧
Is your hair as thick as mine? (No)
说实话
Are your arms as bumped as mine? (No)
说实话
Are the moves you got as drop-dead hot as this?
不管你喜不喜欢
(No, no, they ain't)
你太矮了
Is your profile half this fine? (No)
你太瘦了
If not, let me hit you with the bottom line
你双下巴上那是什么东西啊？？
Got to measure up or you won't get eternal bliss (Ooh)
你绝不会走上T台
So let me be honest (Honest)
也不会演电视剧
I got to be honest (Honest)
你 真 的 很 丑
I'm gonna be honest (Ah yeah)
现实就是这样
Whether you like it or not
你真丑 你真丑
You're much too short (Too short)
你真丑 你真丑
You're way too thin (Too thin)
你不高兴了吧？
Is that a blemish on your double chin? (Oh man)
但是 说句实话
Don't ever walk a runway (No)
你绝对不会去到那个地方
Or man a kissing booth (Mwah)
你得付出代价
You're U-G-L-Y (Ugly)
你得长得好看
And that's the ugly truth
要不然就得被扔掉
You ugly, ah ah, you ugly
你的笑容是这样的吗？
You ugly, ah ah, you ugly
你的肌肉有这么紧实吗？
Now perhaps I've just upset ya
他们会把你当垃圾
But people, let's get real (Get real)
把你撕成碎片
It's the most exclusive club that you want in (Want in)
再小的缺陷也不可以
There's a price to pay, you bet ya
一点小瑕疵 也是大麻烦
Hey, you gotta look ideal (Ideal)
不好意思啦
Or you'll end up in the old recycling bin (Recycling bin)
但是 我也许会帮你
Is your smile as wide as this? (No)
也许会帮你
Are your glutes as tight as this? (No)
也许会帮你
Then they'll trash it
但大多数的人 不可以
And they'll mash it into glue (Ooh, poor poor you)
你的脑袋太小了
It's a flawless slight is this
你的脖子太长了
Just one tiny detail, it's a big ol' mess
你的鼻子长得不好看
Oops, oh well, I'm sorry, sayonara, too-da-loo (Ooh)
你的雀斑
But hey, I can help ya (Oh yeah)
你的牙不齐
Well, possibly help ya (Oh yeah)
你 真 的 很 丑
Well, hopefully help ya (Oh yeah)
现实就是这样
But most of you, probably not
你真丑 你怎么是这样？
Your head's too small (Too small)
你真丑 你的头发像块大馅饼
Your neck's too long (Too long)
你真丑 把你弄哭了？不好意思
Your nose starts right but then ends up all wrong (So wrong)
你真的 真的很丑
Mm, that tiny freckle (Ugh)
等等！
Ooh, that crooked tooth
来看看你的样子
You're U-G-L-Y (Ugly)
我从没见过这种人
And that's the ugly truth
天啊 我都结巴了
U-G-L-Y, face like that, why even try?
我都说不出话了
U-G-L-Y, bet that hair like triple pie
你这样的东西到这里来干嘛
U-G-L-Y, sorry if that makes you cry
我得说 你真的非常 非常 丑
You're ugly, so ugly, so—
现实就是这样
Wait!
你们真丑 看看自己的样子
Look at you, look at you, look at you
很抱歉说了实话
I ain't seen nothing like you before
我向上天发誓 你们丑爆了
I mean, words fail me, I mean I'm tongue-tied
事实就是这样
I mean I'm speechless, baby
你真的很丑 丑到让我反胃呢
What's a thing like you doing in a place like this?
是的 你真的 很丑
I gotta tell ya, girl, you're pretty (Pretty ugly)
事实就是这样
And that's the ugly truth
U-G-L-Y, heard your looks, so see me high
Yeah, so sorry 'bout the truth
U-G-L-Y, cross my heart and hope to die
Woo, 'cause that's the ugly truth
U-G-L-Y, love to kiss my lunch goodbye
Yeah, you're U-G-L-Y
And that's the ugly truth