KungFood Bao

Yeah, them sleepless nights, gonna keep ya up at night
Thinking about food
Yeah, I gotta get some sleep, gotta count them sheep
I'm slipping, here we go
I'm slipping deep
here we go
Coming in all Bruce Lee like...aaaaaaooooooowwwww
1, 2, 3 to the 4
I had a dream I spill my Chinese food on the floor,
I dreamt there was crazy scraps happening in this crazy war
I ain't lying, that's just what I saw
then down to the ground went my jaw,
as I witnessed an onion kick, karate kick through my front door
The fridge flew open
That's when I was hoping
this was a dream cause I'm hardly coping.
The food starts talking and then it starts walking
Doing crazy things ninja style, searching and stalking
Looking for other things to fight
Exciting, yet a little bit frightening
As Sushi parried a knife like lightning from a crazy dragon
That was wandering through my living room trying to consume
The Chow Mein that screamed it was insane from being boxed in a tome
Chopstick fly through the air and I swear, it was real, the real deal for show
I was starting to feel, more surreal
Then before, I'm going mad, that's for sure
Though I must endure to procure, the reality of this madness
That's for sure, punch, kick its all in the mind
The onion said together in time like in rhyme
Watch out for them, noodles and dumplings...
Haha
The egg fried rice tried to play nice, but the sweet and spice took another advice
The Chinese menus started to continue to shout out orders
Our past the boarders of sanity with profanity and bit of vanity
That's all he could see was loosely packed
Troops fighting to be the victor of this war of savagery
Kung Food in effect, with some intellect, ya best respect the full of effect
Because them veg come direct in your intellect, and then you must dissect
I reject to pull that ship madly on your plate where you will see them sadly
But I disagree late at night they come up in your grill with the hype and knife
Their silky smooth, dumplings they want to consume
People's nature they ain't gonna hate you
If you misguide them they might taste you
dumplings are a dangerous thing,
Ninja styles is what they bring,
one thing that I know is true,
I know a couple of dumplings that would do you too. (you know)
don't say another flow,
one thing here in this room like a tomb
like boxed Chinese food 
I'm here to consume the volume.