Stay at Home Dad

I'm a stay-at-home dad
我是个全职奶爸
I'm on paternity leave
我在休陪产假
I'm a stay-at-home dad
我是个全职奶爸
It's just my baby and me
只有我和我的孩子
I'm a stay-at-home dad
我是个全职奶爸
While my wife's at work
我妻子上班的时候
I've got a bottle in my hand and spit up on my shirt
我手里拿着奶瓶 宝宝却吐在了我的衬衫上
Baby wakes me up around 5 am
宝宝早上5点左右吵醒我
Kicking and screaming until his face turns red
又踢又叫直到他满脸通红
He usually tends to calm down once he's fed
他通常一喂饱就不再闹腾
So I give him his bottle
所以我把奶瓶给了他
My wife gets out of bed
我的妻子起床了
Cook my wife breakfast while she's getting ready
在我的妻子打理的时候 我给她做早餐
O-oh, o-oh someone's diaper is smelly
哦，哦，有人的尿布臭臭的
O-oh, o-oh it leaked all over his belly
哦，哦，宝宝整个肚子都被淹没了
O-oh, o-oh it looks like mustard and jelly
哦，哦，看起来像芥末和果冻
Kiss my wife goodbye while
吻别我妻子接下来
I clean up his bum-bum
我清理了宝宝拉得臭臭
It's time for his bath this is gonna be fun fun
洗澡的时间到了，这会很有趣
I try not to get soap in his eyes
我尽量不让肥皂进入他的眼睛
He really doesn't like it, it makes him cry
他真的不喜欢洗澡，这让他嚎啕大哭
But if he cries, to make him stop
但如果他哭了，我得哄他开心
I've got a trick
我表演了一个小把戏
I make funny noises with my mouth like this
我的嘴像这样发出奇怪的声音
Then we play pick-a-boo it makes him laugh
然后我们玩捉迷藏让他哈哈大笑
I'm a stay-at-home dad
我是个全职奶爸
It's a full time job
这是一份全职工作
I'm a stay-at-home dad
我是个全职奶爸
But I like it a lot
但我热爱这份工作
I'm a stay-at-home dad
我是个全职奶爸
During his afternoon nap
在宝宝午睡的时候
I watch 'The
我看着
Price is Right' and
《购物街》以及
I make myself a snack
给我自己做点心
Cheese and crackers
奶酪和饼干
If I have errands to run
如果我有差事要办
I take the van
我坐开着小货车
Strap him in his car seat and bring his baby bag
就让宝宝坐在婴儿安全座位上
I always make sure his seat's well strapped in
我总是确保他的座位系得很好
My baby security is important
宝宝的安全很重要
Groceries, pay some bills, visit grandma
去杂货店，付账单，顺道看望奶奶
But I gotta make sure to be back by 4 o'clock so
但我要确保4点前回来
I can prepare supper while
这样我可以一边准备晚饭
I watch Oprah
一边看《奥普拉脱口秀》
What should
今晚我该做什么？
I make tonight maybe some pasta
也许应该来点意大利面
And a caesar salad my wife will like that 5 o'clock is the time that she comes back
再做一份凯撒色拉 我妻子会喜欢的 5点钟是她回来的时间
She asks me how my day was
她问我今天过得怎么样
I say not bad
我说还不错
It's all in a day's work as a stay-at-home dad
做了一整天的全职奶爸
I'm a stay-at-home dad
我是个全职奶爸
I don't take drugs
我不嗑药
I'm a stay-at-home dad
我是个全职奶爸
I get high on baby hugs
我把宝宝举高高
I'm a stay-at-home dad
我是个全职奶爸
I like Winnie the Pooh
我喜欢小熊维尼
but my favourite
但我最爱的
Disney movie is the
迪士尼电影当属
Lion King 2
《狮子王2》
I also like
我也喜欢
Ice Age
《冰河时代》
That's right I take care of my children
那就对啦 我得照顾好我的宝宝