I Don't Understand

i don't understand
我想不透
can somebody tell me whats going on
谁他喵能告诉我发生什么事吗
why is there a drunk Chinese man
为什么会有个喝醉的中国大汉
doing push ups in my front lawn
在我的前院上做俯卧撑
and why's he wearing lipstick?
还有他为什么涂着口红？