Has Been

Has been Has been
You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me?
You callin' me, has been?
What'd you say your name is?
Jack Never done jack
Glad to meet ya
Who's your friend?
**** Don't say ****
Whaddya know?
And you friend, what's your handle?
Don Two thumbs
Don Riding on their armchairs
They dream of wealth and fame
Fear is their companion
Nintendo is their game
Never done jack and two thumbs
Don And sidekick don't say ****
We'll laugh at others failures
Though they have not done ****
I've heard of you
The ready-made connecting with the ever-ready
Yeah The never was talking about still trying
I got it Forever bitter gossiping about never say die
May I inquire what you've been doing mister?
Jack Never done
Jack And you partner, what's the
News of the
World, ****?
I don't say ****
Don, of all the people you must be the
Tattler Two thumbs up
What are you afraid of?
Failure? So am
I Has been implies failure
Not so Has been is history
Has been was
Has been might again