You're A Bunch Of Stuff

Luigi Risotto:For you, pretty lady,
为了你 美丽的女士
I make-a da fresh-a pasta, instead of da crappa from a can I give-a to ev'rybody else-ih.
我要做个新鲜的意大利面 不同于我给别人吃的那些从罐头里掏出来的蹩脚货
And Marge, if your mouth-a get tired, Angelo here will chew for you.
还有Marge 你要是嘴嚼累了 Angelo会帮你嚼的
Angelo:Yeah, I like-a to chew.
是的 我喜欢嚼东西
Marge:Thank you, fellas.
谢谢了伙计们
Lisa:Mom, doesn't it bother you that they're giving you all this attention just because of...those?
老妈 因为那玩意他们才把目光聚焦在你身上 你不困扰吗？
Homer:That's not true, Lisa, there are a lot of complicated issues here that can only be explained through song.
这就不对了 Lisa 这里牵涉到一系列复杂的东西 而且只能通过唱歌来解释
You took a twenty-karat diamond
你把20克拉的钻戒戴在手上
And made it gleam
让它璀璨发亮
Like a big spaghetti dinner
像是这丰盛的晚餐上
Smothered in whipped cream.
喷上了生奶油
Comic Book Guy:You're like X-Men number three
你就像是3号X战警玩偶
In a mylar bag.
全新未拆封的一样
Snake Jailbird:You're a brand new muscle car
你就像是崭新的跑车
And all the wheels are mag.
连轮子都有磁性
Mr. Burns:You make me feel as young
你让我感觉更年轻
As the blood I get from sheep.
就像是我喝的羊血一样
Sea Captain:Yer like Jacqueline Bisset
你就像Jacqueline
In me fav'rite film...The Deep.
在深海追踪中表演那样出色
Moe Szyslak:You're ***y and exotic
你性感又独特
Like a hooker from Belize.
像是从伯利兹来的妓女
Dr. Hibbert:Or a patient with insurance
或是像病魔缠身
Who's crawling with disease.
但是又有医保的病人
All:You're a sundae underneath
你就像是圣代
Two great big cherries.
用两个大樱桃装点如此美丽
Marge:Keep in mind they're only
我提醒你们这些只是
Temporar-ar-ies.
暂时存在哦
All:Oh, we'd like to say that we are very very
我们依旧想要说我们非常非常荣幸
Glad to see you.
能见到你
Mayor Quimby:And I decree you
我决定誉你
The hottest thing to hit this city since the fire that killed eleven—
成为本镇最劲爆火辣的新闻 自从那火灾夺走11条
—dangerous criminals!
危险罪犯的生命
All:Hooray!
万岁
Homer:And they're all mine!
而这全部都属于我
Marge:Hmmm, Homer, how come you never sang a song like that to me before?
Homer 怎么以前没见你这样为我唱歌
Homer:Oh, I was getting around to it.
我其实一直在考虑做这件事