CNR

Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man
查尔斯·纳尔逊·赖利是个强人
The kind of man you'd never disrespect
你不可能不尊敬他
He stood 8 foot tall, wore glasses
他身长八英尺，戴着一副眼镜
And he had a third nipple on the back of his neck
脖子背后长着第三个乳头
He ate his own weight in coal
他每天吃相当于自重的煤块
And excreted diamonds every day
并每天会排泄出一堆钻石
He could throw you down a flight of stairs
他能把你扔下楼梯
But you still would love him anyway
但你无论如何还是会爱他的
Yeah, you know you'd love him anyway
对啊，你也明白你还是会爱他的

查尔斯·纳尔逊·赖利赢了环法自行车赛
Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France
只凭两只漏气的轮胎和一条消失的车链
With two flat tires and a missin' chain
他训练一条响尾蛇来洗熨衣服
He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry
我告诉你，这人简直是疯了
I'm tellin' you the man was insane
他能掏出你正在跳动的心脏
He could rip out your beatin' heart
再在你死之前给你看上一眼
And show it to you right before you died
每天他会把竞猜节目的主持人
Every day he'd make the host of Match Game
当作大马骑
Give him a piggyback ride
是啊，长达两小时的骑大马
Yeah, a two-hour piggyback ride
驾，吉恩！
Giddyup, Gene!
忍者战士，你这伪装大师

他能用他的镭射眼融化你的脑袋
Ninja warrior, master of disguise
噢耶
He could melt your brain with his laser beam eyes
噢耶
Oh yeah
他在机动车部门有专门通道
Oh yeah
他与一头海牛翻云覆雨
He had his very own line at the DMV
噢耶
He made sweet, sweet love to a manatee
噢耶，还有一些事情，我告诉你
Oh yeah
查尔斯·纳尔逊·赖利卖了他的趾甲屑
Oh yeah, that was somethin' to see, I tell ya
把它当烈性春药卖了出去
Charles Nelson Reilly sold his toenail clippings
他蒙住眼在一分钟内跑完一英里
As a potent aphrodisiac
背上还绑着一台发动机组
He ran a four minute mile blindfolded
他能吃更多的冷冻华夫饼
With an engine block strapped to his back
比我所知道的人吃得还多
He could eat more frozen waffles
有一次他从克莱斯勒大厦上摔下来
Than any other man I know
然后他勉强伤着了他的脚趾头
Once he fell off the Chrysler building
轻微擦伤了他的脚趾头
And he barely even stubbed his toe
并不疼
Had a tiny little scratch on his toe
查尔斯·纳尔逊·赖利计算出了冷聚变
Didn't even hurt
但他从未告诉任何人

我曾看过一个人张开他的双颚
Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion
让他吞下了整个大众车
But he never ever told a soul
他会用铁锹砸你的脸
I've seen the man unhinge his jaw
因为你没把他当大明星
And swallow a Volkswagen whole
你可以啐一口或者扯超人的斗篷
He'd bash your face in with a shovel
但老天也知道你不该轻蔑CNR
If you didn't treat him like a star
不不不
'Cause you can spit in the wind or tug on Superman's cape
说说那个CNR
But Lord knows you just don't mess around with CNR
噢

No no no
Talkin' bout CNR
Ohh