All I Wanna Do

All I wanna do is have a little fun before I die
Says the man next to me out of nowhere
apropos Of nothing
He says his name's William
but I'm sure He's Bill or Billy Mac or Buddy
he's plain ugly to me
And I wonder if he`s ever had fun in his life.
We are drinking beer at noon on Tuesday
In a bar that faces a giant car wash
The good people of the world are washing their cars
On their lunch break, hosing and scrubbing
As best they can in skirts and suits
They drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks
Back to the phone company the record store
Well they're nothing like Billy and me
[03:15.52][03:07.97][02:27.79][02:20.12][02:12.41][01:20.47][01:12.46][01:03.80]All I wanna do is have some fun
[03:19.43][03:11.67][02:24.09][02:16.11][01:16.12][01:07.66]I got a feeling I'm not the only one
[01:24.59]Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
I like a good beer buzz early in the morning
And Billy likes to peel the labels
From his bottles of Bud
and shred them on the bar
Then he lights every match in an oversized pack
Letting each one burn down to his thick fingers
Before blowing and cursing them out - and he's watching
The Buds as they spin on the floor
A happy couple enters the bar
dangerously close to one another
The bartender looks up from his want ads.
Otherwise the bar is ours, and the day and the night
And the car wash too, the matches and the Buds
And the clean and dirty cars, the sun and the moon