Steve Berman

Eminem - Steve Berman （skit）
Steve Berman

Berman先生

怎么了
Secretary : Mr.Berman
阿姆要见你
Mr.Berman : WHAT?
偏偏对这个时候？让他进来吧
Secretary : We have Eminem here to see you
Steve，很高兴见到你哥们，呃。嘿，只是...
Mr.Berman : About fucking time , Send him in
嘿瞧，某人终于露面了是吗

我希望你在过去的四年时间里过得很开心啊
Eminem : Steve ! Good to see you man , Ow Hey I Just....
听着，哥们，我对此深表歉意
Mr.Berman : Oh look who decided to show his face ,
对开枪打我这事？！
I hope you had fun in the last four years
你知道因为你的枪击害我失去了我的左手么？
Eminem : Look man I apologize again For..
再说一遍，那是个意外...·
Mr.Berman : FOR SHOOTING ME ??!!
那是个很糟糕的意外...
Do you know I lose the use of my right arm?
所以？你现在想干嘛？躲藏在外？
Eminem : Again it was a mistake ,
当我们的音乐事业快他吗倒闭的时候在底特律躲了快5年？
It was a terrible mista..Are you wearing a bullet proof vest ?!
你知道有多少人因为你那该死的假期而失去了他们的工作吗？
Mr.Berman : And then you go and do what ? Hide out?
好吧..这就是为什么我现在会在这儿
Stay in detroit for almost five years while the music industry melts the fuck down ?!
来做一些新的音乐，还有想来咨询一下你的意见
Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your fucking vacation ?
我真的需要么？
Eminem : Well thats actually why I am here I was gonna
我猜另一个专辑要把我搞破产吧
put out some new music and I wanted to play it for you and get you opinion...
我是那么出名，可它毁了我富裕的生活
Mr.Berman : Do I really need to hear it ?
我是如此见多识广的艺术家所以让我做一些关于它的音乐吧
Let me guess another album about poor me
然后写一些关于我的悲剧爱情生活的东西吗？
I`m so famous and it ruins my rich little life
拜托，不是这样的....
and I`m such a tourtured artist let me make music about it
你知道吗
and my tragic love life Am I on something here?
赶紧打消这个念头，我他吗不想跟你说话！
Eminem : Comeon man its not like that..
你以为你可以像一个自私的大明星一样七进七出？
Mr.Berman : You know what ?
Steve,我有毒瘾问题...
Just hand the fucking thing over I`m done talking to you
哦拜托，我也有毒瘾问题耶
You think you can come and go as you pleased big selfish superstars.
这整个城镇里谁他吗没有毒瘾问题？你知道么？
Eminem : Steve , I had a drug problem..
嘿!嘿!嘿!
Mr.Berman : OH POOR ME I had a drug problem
赶紧把东西放我桌子上然后她吗的给我滚
Who hasnt had a drug problem in this town ? You know what?
喂喂喂，天哪
Eminem : Hey Hey Hey !
好吧好吧，这两张CD就放在这
Mr.Berman : Just lay the shit down on my desk and get the fuck out.
这什么鬼？两张CD？
Eminem : Wow wow wow Jesus christ man ,
这就是我想告诉你的事情，这是我做的两张专辑.
Aight aight here fine..*lay down two CD`s*
好吧赶紧滚
Mr.Berman : Whats this shit ?! TWO CD`s?
诶
Eminem : Thats what I have been trying to tell you man its Two albums.
还不他吗的滚？
Mr.Berman : Just get out !
好吧，待会见咯...
Eminem : Aight!
Mr.Berman : Get the fuck out !
Eminem : Aight man see you later