Two-Player Game

Michael (Spoken):
Michael (Spoken):
Apocalypse of the damned!
启示录诅咒！
Jeremy:
Jeremy:
Level 9!
第九关！
Both:
Both:
The cafitorium!
餐馆大战！
(Sung)
(Sung)
Find the bad guy, push 'em aside.
找到反派，撂倒一边
Then move on forward with your friend at your side.
然后向前，你有队友在身边
It's a two-player game, so when they make an attack,
这是一个双人游戏，所以当你发起攻击
You know you got a brother gonna have your back.
要记住你的哥们会一直掩护你
Then you stay on track, and I remain on course.
你方向不变，我继续向前
If they give you a smack, you gotta use your force.
如果有人偷袭你，要毫不犹豫开火
And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame!
但如果丢下队友就跑，就真的大错特错
Cause it's an effed up world, and it's a two-player game, hey!
因为在这个蛋的世界里，这就一个双人游戏
Michael:
Michael:
Dude you are cooler than a vintage cassette.
哥们你简直比复古游戏机还要酷
It's just that no one else but me thinks that yet.
虽然全世界就只有我这么觉得
You're just a nothing in this high school scheme,
高中的世界里你虽然没什么作为
But it's no big cause you and I are a team.
但别怕，现在我们俩已经组了队
We like out of print games, retro skates, got a Pac-Man tattoo.
我们就像绝版游戏和复古冰鞋，还纹了吃豆人的纹身
Nobody here appreciates, but soon we'll be together where they do.
这里的人都不懂，但总有一个地方，有人欣赏我们
Cause guys like us are cool in college, cool in college, yes I know.
因为像我们这样的家伙，在大学一定很酷，一定很酷，我就知道
Guys like us are cool in college, rule in college, listen, bro.
像我们这样的家伙，在大学一定很酷，一定很酷，听我说
High school is hell, but we navigate it well.
高中就像是地狱，但我们游刃有余
Cause what we do, is we make it a two player game!
因为我们用尽全力，把这变成一场双人游戏
Both (spoken):
Both (spoken):
Zombie!
有僵尸！
Watch out!
小心！
Ah!
啊！
Wha-!?
啥！
Aww..
噢...
Jeremy (sung):
Jeremy (sung):
As users we have fought together for years.
我们是并肩作战多年的资深玩家
Both Nintendo zombies and our popular peers!
包括任天堂僵尸的的各种游戏都没落下
Now we're stuck on a level and I wanna move on.
现在卡在这一关动弹不得真的令人头大
Michael:
Michael:
Just wait two years where upon,
还有两年，坚持住
You'll realize guys like us are cool in college, cool in college, won't be lame.
到时就知道，像我们这样的家伙，在大学一定很酷，一定很酷，向屌丝说不
Jeremy:
Jeremy:
Dude I know, I get it-
哥们，我知道-
Both:
Both:
Guys like us are cool in college,
像我们这样的家伙，在大学一定很酷
Jeremy:
Jeremy:
But we're not in college,
但大学还很遥远
Michael:
Michael:
All the same. High school is wack, but we have each others' back. It's me and you,
现在什么都没变。高中生活真的很烂，但还好我们有个伴。我和你
Both:
Both:
We make it a two player game.
一起打这场双人游戏
(Spoken)
（对话）
AH-
啊-
OH-
噢-
ZOMBIE!
有僵尸！
(Jeremy's dad) Hello?
（Jeremy爸爸）怎么啦？
BLOOD!
掉血！
(Jeremy's dad) Son?
（Jeremy爸爸）儿砸？
CLAWS!
捡装备！
(Jeremy's dad) JEREMY!
（Jeremy爸爸）JEREMY！
Pause.
暂停

Jeremy (sung):
Jeremy (sung):
你要知道，你是我最喜欢的人，但这并不能阻止我的梦想
You know that you are my favorite person, that doesn't mean that I can't still dream.
Michael:
Michael:
真的吗？你说我是你坠喜欢的人~？
Is it really true, I'm your favowite pewson~?
Jeremy:
Jeremy:
那当然，我们是永远的队友！
Yeah, we're never not gonna be a team!
高中就是一坨，你得帮我脱离这个坑
High school is ****, and you gotta help me conquer it.
我们要用尽全力
It's just what we do,
Both:
Both:
把它当成一个双人游戏！
We make it a two player game!
找到反派，撂倒一边
Find the bad guy, push 'em aside.
然后向前，你有队友在身边
Then move on forward with your friend at your side.
这是一个双人游戏，所以当你发起攻击
It's a two-player game, so when they make an attack,
要记住你的哥们会一直掩护你
You know you got a brother gonna have your back.
你方向不变，我继续向前
Then you stay on track, and I remain on course.
如果有人偷袭你，要毫不犹豫开火
If they give you a smack, you gotta use your force.
但如果丢下队友就跑，就真的大错特错
And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame!
因为在这个蛋的世界里，这就一个双人游戏
Cause it's an effed up world, and it's a two-player game!
双人游戏！双人游戏！嘿-嘿-嘿！
Two player game! Two player game! Hey-ey-ey!