Two-Player Game

Apocalypse of the Damned!
天启灭亡（游戏）
Level Nine!
第九关
The Cafetorium!
咖啡自助餐厅！

Find the bad guy, push him aside
找到那个反派，把他推到一边
Then move on forward with your friend at your side
然后和你身边的兄弟一起前进
It's a two-player game
这是一个双人游戏
so when they make an attack
所以当他们进攻的时候
You know you got a brother
你知道你有兄弟
Gonna have your back
在背后罩着你
Then you stay on track and
只要保持前进
Ah! Remain on course
哈！保持前进
And if they give you a smack
如果他们打到你了
You Gah! You use your force!
就用力打倒他们！
And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame
但如果你把兄弟抛到身后 就太逊了
'Cause it's an effed-up world
因为这是一个糟糕的世界
But it's a two-player game!
这是一个双人游戏
Hey!
嘿！

Dude, you are cooler than a vintage cassette
兄弟，你比老式磁带还要酷好嘛
It's just that no one else but me thinks that yet
只是暂时只有我这样认为而已
You're just a nothing in this high school scheme
你只是在高中不受欢迎
But it's no big
但是没什么大不了的
'cause you and I are a team
因为我们是一队的
We like out-of-print games
我们就像是绝版的游戏
Retro skates
复古的溜冰鞋
Got a Pac-Man tattoo
像吃豆人纹身
Nobody here appreciates
在这里没有人欣赏
But soon we'll be together where they do
但是不久我们就会受欢迎的
'Cause guys like us are cool in college
因为像我们这样的人在大学里会大受欢迎
Cool in college,
在大学里大受欢迎
this I know
我知道
Guys like us are cool in college
我们会在大学里大受欢迎
We rule in college, listen bro
我们会统治大学，兄弟
High school is hell
高中就像是地狱
but we navigate it well
但是我们应对的不错
'Cause what we do
因为我们让它
is we make it a two-player game
变成了一个双人游戏
Zombie!
僵尸！
Watch out!
小心
Ah!
哈！
Wah!
哇！
Ugh
啊！
As losers, we have fought together for years
作为废材，我们已经一起战斗几年了
Both Nintendo zombies and our popular peers
不管是任天堂的僵尸还是那些受欢迎的人
Now we're stuck on a level
现在我们在这一关卡住了
and I wanna move on
而且我想通关
Just wait two years whereupon
只要再等两年就好了
You'll realize
你知道的
Guys like us are
像我们这样的人
Cool in college
在大学里大受欢迎
Cool in college
在大学里大受欢迎
won't be lame
不会再很逊
Dude, I know, I get it
兄弟，我懂了
Guys like us are cool in college
像我们这样的人在大学里会大受欢迎
But we're not in college
但是我们不在大学
All the same
都一样啦
High school is whack
高中让人难过
but we have each other's back
但是我们有彼此在身边
It's me and you
你和我一起
We make it a two-player game
我们把它变成了一个双人游戏
Gah!
哈！
Oh!
哦！
Zombie!
僵尸！
Blood!
血浆！
Claws!
魔爪！
Pause
暂停

You know that you are my favorite person
你知道你是我最喜欢的人吧
That doesn't mean that I can't still dream
但是这也不代表我不能想象一下
Is it really true?
这是真的吗？
I'm your favorite person?
我是你最‘稀饭’的人？
Yes, we're never not gonna be a team
对，我们永远都是一队的
High school is shit
但是高中太烂了
and you gotta help me conquer it
我们要一起征服它
It's just what we do
这才是我想要做的
We make it a two-player game!
我们把它变成了一个双人游戏
Find the bad guy, push him aside
找到那个反派，把他推到一边
Then move on forward with your friend at your side
然后和你身边的兄弟一起前进
It's a two-player game
这是一个双人游戏
so when they make an attack
所以当他们进攻的时候
You know you got a brother
你知道你有兄弟
Gonna have your back
在背后罩着你
Then you stay on track and
然后只要保持前进
Ah! Remain on course
哈！保持前进
And if they give you a smack
如果他们打到你了
You Gah! You use your force!
就用力打倒他们！
And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame
但如果你把兄弟抛到身后 就太逊了
'Cause it's an effed-up world
因为这是一个糟糕的世界
But it's a two-player game!
这是一个双人游戏
Hey!
嘿！
two-player game!
双人游戏
two-player game!
双人游戏
Hey!
嘿！