Potty Training Song

Hello boys and girls, it's time to learn about potty time.
Do you feel a ca ca in your bum-bum or a pee-pee in your wee-wee?
Well, come along and sing with me…
Poo-poo comes out of your bum and it makes funny noises… [farting noises]
Poo poo comes out of your bum but you should do it in the toilet.
And if you have to do a pee pee do it in the potty… peeing in your pants is really really naughty.
This applies to some old people too.