The Gentle Art Of Making Enemies

The words are so familiar -
all the same greats, the same mistakes
It doesnt have to be like this.
If you dont make a friend, now
One might make you -
So learn
The gentle art of making enemies
Dont look so surprised
Happy birthday...******
Blow that candle out,
Were gonna kick you
(Dont say youre not because you are)
(Dont say youre not because you are)
(History tells us that you are)
(History tells us that you are)
All you need is just one more excuse
You put up one hell of a fight
I wanna hear your very best excuse
Never felt this much alive
Your day has finally come -
So wear the hat and do the dance
And let the suit keep wearing you.
This year youll sit and take it
And you will like it -
Its the gentle art of making enemies
I deserve a reward
Cuz Im the best ****** that you ever had
And if I tighten up my hole -
You may never see the light again
(Theres always an easy way out)
(Theres always an easy way out)
(You need something wet in your mouth)
(You need something wet in your mouth)
Never felt this much alive