Underarms

Well you got a hot date and you wanna be fly
Throw on a gucci blazer and a gucci tie
Not a hair out of place,a freshly-shaved face
You think youre walkin out the house with style and grace
(dont you)
You pick up your girl and take her to dinner
cause when the night is over you think youre gonna win her
Then you move real close using all your charm
And then your girl says 'baby guess that'
(i smell your underarms)
That odor,its ringin out loud and clear as a bell
You cant hear it because youre immune to the smell
I describe your aroma as foul and pathetic
And they can use your odor as the latest anesthetic
Now i know that its stone cold funk,i can tell
cause its written all over by the way you smell
That funk the aroma,that smell,that scent
Youll be arrested for malicious body odor intent
Your odor going round,doin people bodily harm
And then somebody turned around and　said
(i smell your underarms)
You woke up late for work usin the same old line
Dont think im gonna wash my underarms this time
The more you ignore,the worse the smell grows
And you pick out all clothes by using your nose
It was the rush hour when i was on the train
And the smell of underarms was drivin me insane
It was a sure-fire way of bringing me to my death
I couldnt hold a conversation,i was holding my breath
And you cold see the funk just like a cloud in the air
Was homeboy sittin next to me,i swear!
And when i saw the direction this girl was leaning
You could hear homebodys underarms just screaming
(ugh.....)
(i smell your underarms)
Hanging at a party one night,all alone
Sippin on a bottle of dom perignon
The crowd was on the floor,rocking the beat
Smelling like thay aint bathed since last week
The smell was all through the house,cold rockin the place
The funk fill the air like a fresh can of mace
When you raised your hands i had to sound tha alarm
A girl said 'look,theres monster growin under his arm '
We were so shocked we couldnt even run (uhgh)
And they declared　his arm public enemy number one
Now throw your hands in the air,if you want to party hard
Now put your hands back down,everybodys,cause
You didnt use right guard
(i smell your underarms)