Saltwater Cowboy

Im lookin like a lobster wearin flipflops and a stetson
Guess thats why they call it fishin instead of catchin
Cause I aint had a single bite all day
But I caught a buzz and aint no limit to tangeray
Aint quite sure how I wound up way down here
Its a long haul to ropes and sails from ropin steers
Aint gonna worry bout that just gonna have some fun
Got a be one fish down there dumber than I am drunk
It aint that far from Waco to Galviston
Im what you get when you mix a Prairie dog with an old beach bum
Cow chips, BS, and ships ahoy Im a saltwater cowboy
Theres a tiki party down the beach about a mile or two
Where theyre singin with Jimmy and toastin to Chris LeDoux
And if it werent for Captain Morgan steerin this ship
I might untie that rope and back her on up outta this
It aint that far from Waco to Galviston
Im what you get when you mix a Prairie dog with an old beach bum
Cow chips, BS, and ships ahoy Im a saltwater cowboy
If this bottle goes overboard youd better wish me luck
Cause Im afraid of sharks but Im terrified of soberin up
It aint that far from Waco to Galviston
Im what you get when you mix a Prairie dog with an old beach bum
Cow chips, BS, and ships ahoy Im a saltwater cowboy