funked up (feat. sleeping forest, LOL裡啊, J二bear & kura II怒)

Daddy Dearest:
惡魔老爸：
Yo it's Daddy Dearest on the mic
Yo 這裡是惡魔老爸
who's this little kid coming at me all child like
朝我走來的這個小毛孩是哪個？ ！
I'm a mother****in' demon
我是十惡不赦的惡魔
Give me a good reason
給我一個合情的理由
On why I shouldn't give your little ass a big beatin'
為什麼不讓你感受感受這節奏
You think that you're good enough for my daughter?
你覺得你配得上我女兒？
Better prepare cus you're ripe for a slaughter
做好準備因為你要碰上一個殺手了
If you want her you better come at me stronger
如果你想要她，你最好使出渾身解數
But one wrong move and you'll be nothing but a goner
但稍有不慎你便屍骨無存
Boyfriend:
男朋友：
Just wanna take your daughter for a date
只想帶你的女兒去約個會
When I look into her eyes I knew that it was fate
當我看向她的雙眼我就知道這是命中註定
But what the **** is this dad doing rapping?
但你這個老爹怎麼還在饒舌？
Aren't you too old? might as well be retiring
不覺得自己太老了嗎？也許是時候退休了
Think you got the bars to mess with me
你認為自己有能力與我一決高下
I'm one of a kind I'll have you begging on your knees
但我只會讓你乞求著雙膝跪下
I've got the sickest rhymes that'll woo her heart
我有最牛的韻腳，讓她心動不已
Your flow's so weak, why did you even start?
你的技術太爛，怎麼還在繼續？
Girlfriend:
女朋友：
So confused
如此迷惑
It's feels like I'm being used
感覺自己被利用了
I'm so conflicted with you two
我無所適從
That I have no idea what to do
不知道該做什麼
Should I stay with him and leave
我應該和他在一起嗎？
Or Should I just do as you please?
還是聽從你們的話？
I'm just gonna take a seat
我只想好好地坐下來
as I listen to this funky beat
聽一聽這放克節奏
Mommy Mearest:
惡魔老媽：
It's Mommy Mearest so watch out little blue boy
這裡是惡魔媽媽注意了你個藍小子
I'm gonna break you and I surely will enjoy
我要將你狠狠摧毀並且樂在其中
The baddest bitch you'll ever see is on the scene
你見過的最心狠手辣的女人
One look and baby you will know that I'm the queen
一個眼神你就知道我是無上的皇后
Boyfriend:
男朋友：
You think that I am scared of your presence?
你覺著我會害怕你的出現？
Mommy Mearest:
惡魔老媽：
I think that I should teach you a lesson
我覺得我得給你點顏色看看
Boyfriend:
男朋友：
All that I want is to be with her all night
我只想和她呆一晚上
Mommy Mearest and Boyfriend:
惡魔老媽&男朋友：
Get in my way and I'll surely win this fight
擋我的路我必將凱旋
Girlfriend:
女朋友：
So confused
如此迷惑
It's feels like I'm being used
感覺自己被利用了
I'm so conflicted with you two
我無所適從
That I have no idea what to do
不知道該怎麼辦好
Should I stay with him and leave
我應該和他一起走
Or Should I just do as you please?
還是按照你們的做？
I'm just gonna take a seat
我只想坐下來
as I listen to this funky beat.
聽聽這放克音樂
Boyfriend:
男朋友：
Go on get out of my way
在我粉碎你所有的尊嚴之前
Before i wreck all your pride
趕緊消失在我的視線
You know that I won't be swayed
你知道我永不臣服
So hurry up, move aside
所以快點，走到一邊
I've had enough with the taunts
我受夠了挖苦恐嚇
You think that you got the bars
你自以為勝券在握
Im gonna get what i want
我會得到我想要的
You're never gonna get far
你只會給自己招來災禍
Boyfriend, Daddy Dearest, and Mommy Mearest:
全員：
Go on get out of my way
在我粉碎你所有的尊嚴之前
Before i wreck all your pride
趕緊消失在我的視線
You know that I won't be swayed
你知道我永不臣服
So hurry up, move aside
所以快點，走到一邊
I've had enough with the taunts
我受夠了挖苦恐嚇
You think that you got the bars
你自以為勝券在握
Im gonna get what i want
我會得到我想要的
You're never gonna get far
你只會給自己招來災禍
Girlfriend:
女朋友：
So confused
好迷惑
It's feels like I'm being used
被利用了一般
I'm so conflicted with you two
我無所適從
That I have no idea what to do
完全不知道應該怎麼做
Should I stay with him and leave?
我應該和他一起走？
Or Should I just do as you please?
還是聽你們的？
I'm just gonna take a seat
我想坐在座位上
as I listen to this funky beat.
聽這一首放克音樂
Daddy Dearest:
惡魔老爸：
Better back off before you get blue balled
最好放棄掙扎，免得惹草沾花
If you think you're gonna win, your chance is looking small
如果你覺得你能贏，機會渺茫啊
Boyfriend:
男朋友：
No way you're gonna stop me, I ain't gonna flee
我不逃避，你也不能讓我放棄
I'm gonna have her in my arms even if you disagree
我會擁她入懷，就算你不同意
Mommy Mearest:
惡魔老媽：
We demons have the power to make you scream
我們惡魔一族能讓你恐懼到尖叫
It's two against one, you can't beat this team
這可是二對一，勝利的念頭早點打消
Boyfriend:
男朋友：
Ok Karen, calm down and take a chill pill
好吧凱倫，冷靜點，吃點藥
You seem to be struggling cus your rap's going downhill
你看起來在奮力掙扎因為你的rap不行了
Daddy Dearest:
惡魔老爸：
You better sit down before you get wrecked
你最好在你被粉碎之前乖乖坐下
I have a lot of pride and a daughter to protect
我尊嚴滿滿，還有個女兒需要保護
Boyfriend:
男朋友：
No matter what you say, I 'mma have it my way
不論你說什麼，我都會按我的方式來
Gonna make her sway, and make her my bae
讓她相信我，成為我的寶貝
Mommy Mearest:
惡魔老媽：
Don't care what it takes, I'mma send my whole crew
不必在乎代價，我要派出整個團隊
We'll throw everything until webeat you.
我們會不停息地戰鬥直到你完全敗北
Boyfriend:
男朋友
It's the end of the song and I clearly got the win
到了這首歌的結尾，顯而易見我已經贏了
It's a friday night and it's time to get funkin
現在是周五之夜，一起放克起來