Crazy Ass *****

[Verse 1:]
I couldnt stop staring when I saw her at the bar
Walked over and introduced, she said 'I know who you are'
She said she liked the rapper type, no matter if their black or white
And Im like hmm, it looks like Im gettin ass tonight
Spit some Ill game then it was back to the house
Bent her over then I hit it from the back on the couch
Banged out for two hours then she slipped me her digits
Called that ************ the next day cause I still hadda hit it
Then the night after that, then the night after that
To the point Im thinking I might wife it in fact
We decided to go out, it started going well
The *** was straight Ill, plus she was ***y as hell
But she was obsessive as *******, straight up nuts
Started looking through my Facebook texts and stuff
Comin at me like 'Whos Amy' 'Nobody your my baby'
But little did she know that Id been bangin Amy lately
[Background Chorus: Jason Mraz Sample]
Shes mostly a ghost the way she watches over me
Shes controlling my brain activity knowing when I go [x2]
[Chorus: Chris Webby]
Oh yea... that text, that text message was nothin baby
Amys uhh... Amys my study partner in class
We, we do like labs and ************t together, I swear to God yo
Yea dont worry about it, you my baby
(Under breath) Stupid ass mother ******* * ***********
Cant stand this ************!
[Verse 2:]
We still stayed together cause the *** was unbeatable
Butshe was straight obsessive to the point its unbelievable
I still hit Amy on the side with stealth
Comin home to 'If you left me, Id kill myself
For real, I love you baby, well always be together
Well get married have kids and love each other for ever'
And Im like, uhhh, ************t shes a nuts ********* ***
A psycho, one I never should have ******* with
The next day I come home and shes sitting all alone
Balling her eyes out and looking through my damn phone
'So who the *******s Amy, I just read this text
''Last night was amazing, '' oh whatd you have ***? '
'Baby shes my study partner yo, dont you remember? '
'In what ******* class you said that ************t last semester! '
'You know what * ****** this, grab all your ************t
And get the ******* out of my house, crazy ass ****** ******! '
[Chorus: Chris Webby]
Yea thats right get the ******* out of here.
Crazy mother ******* ** **********.
Grab your shoes.
Yea grab those stank ass underwear from out of my room too
I aint even playin with you ******** ****, get the ******* out.
All in my ************t yo, what the ******* is wrong with you , get the ******* out.
Damn!
[Verse 3:]
We broke up, but I still cant get rid of this female
She called, sent texts, ************t she even left emails
Just tryna get her out of my life, shes really scaring me
(Phone ring) 'Hi baby' '***** ******* go seek therapy! ' (Hang up)
So one night me and Amy come back to the crib
Flip the lights on, and there she is
Holding a pistol and Im like 'Where the *******d you get a gun! '
'What I never told you? My dad has one
Oh what, so I finally get to meet this little whore? '
(Bang, Bang) And Amy dropped to the floor
'You been ***** ** her the whole time and called me baby! '
'I can see why your angry but you aint have to shoot Amy! '
Now my minds racing as I thought of the words
'Just give me the gun babe, well go back to the way we were'
'You promise? ' 'I promise, I love you yo
Just give me the gun please, yea, nice and slow'
[ Chorus:]
Yea there you go, just give me... there you go.
Pull a ******* gun on me! Are you out of your ******* mind !
You ******* psycho ************, you have crossed the mother ******* line.
Nah, nah ya know what, ************!
(Gun **** and fire)
Oh ************t...