The Nice Kitty Song

I got this little kitty about 10 years ago.
I guess hes not so little, hes kind of old and slow.
I wouldnt call him a ninja, now way no how.
If anything
Id say he looks like a cow.
My kittys so nice hed never bite my hand.
He never gets in trouble if he did hed get
SLAMMED. But there was this one time when he accidentally bit me
So he rubbed his face on my face and apologized quickly.
If theres one thing
I dont like,
Its when he licks.
But then again who can resist this.
All he really does is just sit in his chair 24/7 like he just dont care.
His energy lacks.
Hes in that chair all day. (not me!)
He wouldnt even move if a gorilla was in the way.
With this kitty
I dont worry about a thing.
Hes the nicest little kitty so we call him
Persia! My little kitty doesnt fight, no hes so nice .
In the end
Sparta didnt stand a chance, no!
Persia had won that night.
Hey little kitty yeah your so nice, so nice.
Hey little kitty, yeah whered you go?
Oh wait, I think
I know...
Without a doubt
I thought that youd be in
The chair but no,
It must be time for meow mix.
He knows his food sucks but hell eat it anyway.
People food equals a tummy ache.
And I dont want to be the one to clean up his throw up.
Plus were over that stage he was nice enough to grow up.
And when hes gotta poo, he knows what to do, 'Hey Dave let me out, Ill be back in a few' (ok)
Lifes so great so much time to relax.
Yeah lifes so great when youve got my cat.