Lets Talk About Me

Im Tex Richman, Mr Texas Tea
People call me 'Rich' cos I got mo money
I got more cheddar than some super size nachos
Got cash flow like Robert has dineros
I use more greens than Vincent van Gogh
I make the baker bake my bread outta dough
No, no, dont eat it though, itll make you ill
There aint no flour in a hundred dollar bill

Hes Tex Richman (oh yeah)
Everybody listen (here we go now)
Just how great it is to be him (Its great to be me)
Hes the greatest (Im the greatest)
Youre the lamest! (Woohoohoo)
Muppets are a waste of time
Oh, cant you see? (Uh uh uh uh)

Yeah, its funny in a rich mans world
When I need a piece of string, I use a string of pearls
If somethings for sale, consider it sold
Ive got so much gold, I gold plate my gold!
I even got a guy to gold plate my cat
I dont regret much, but I do regret that
If I could start all over, Id do it all the same
Except I wouldnt gold-plate little Twinkles again!

Hes Tex Richman
Everybody listen
Just how great it is to be him (Its great to be me)
Hes the greatest (uh, come on)
Youre the lamest!
Muppets are a waste of time
Oh, cant you see? (Oh, its great to be me)

I recall a heartbreaking story
About my own tenth birthday party
Shouldve been a glorious day for me
Id have been happy as can be
But the Muppets were there
To put on a show!
They started to dance
They were telling their jokes!
I didnt laugh
I didnt know how!
Then my friends
They all turned around
And they laughed at me!
They laughed at me!
I hate you, Muppets, so!

Hes Tex Richman
Everybody listen (come on, yall)
Just how great it is to be him
(Its easy having this much green, yeah)
Hes the greatest (Hey, sing it again)
Hes the greatest (Uh, it never gets old)
Muppets are a waste of time
Oh, cant you see?
Little muppets, time to give up your dream