Watermelon Crawl

I was driving thru Georgia in late July
On a day hot enough to make the devil sigh
I saw a homemade sign written in red
Rind county watermelon festival ahead

Well I wasnt in a hurry so I slowed down
Took a two lane road to a one horse town
There was a party going on when I got there
I heard a welcome speech from a small town mayor

He said we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine
Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine
Help yourself to some but obey the law
If you drink dont drive do the watermelon crawl

When the band started playing the watermelon queen said
Let me show you something that you aint never seen
She grabbed me by the arm said come on lets go
She dipped down spun around and doe see doed

She rocked back on her heels dropped down to her knees
Crawled across the floor then she jumped back on her feet
She wiggled and she giggled beat all you ever saw
Said this is how you do the watermelon crawl

She said we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine
Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine
Help yourself to some but obey the law
If you drink dont drive do the watermelon crawl

Well if youre ever down in Georgia round about July
If you aint in a hurry then you oughta stop by
I can guarantee that youre gonna have a ball
Learning how to do the watermelon crawl

Well we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine
Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine
Help yourself to some but obey the law
If you drink dont drive do the watermelon crawl

Do the watermelon crawl

Have fun you all

Do the watermelon crawl