princess rap battle: Rapunzel ＆ Flynn vs. Anna ＆ Kristo方法

Princess Rap Battle
公主饒舌爭霸
Rapunzel and Flynn versus Anna and Kristoff
樂佩＆弗林vs 安娜＆克里斯托弗
Let the rap battle begin!
饒舌大戰正式開始
R:My hair's so soft but I ball so hard
我頭髮如此柔軟但我卻很性感
That my bed head brings all the boys to the yard
隨便在床頭待著就吸引了所有小伙子
I was the caged bird singing, busting back on the scene
我曾是籠中歌唱的鳥兒但現在我重殺回來
This little lost princess is the long-locked queen
那位被鎖住的小公主就是未來的饒舌女王
Of rap-unzel, right in my name
RAP女王樂佩膜拜我的大名
Coming back for my crown with my magical mane
我用我的魔法長發重奪皇冠和名號
I'm a chef, guitarist, painter, potter, scholar, singer, dancer
我是大廚吉他手畫家陶藝家學者歌手舞者
Knock me but like Elsa's door, you haven't got an answer
想傷我就如同敲艾莎的房門一樣你不會得到任何回應
Your snowflake's not unique and you're past your peak
你心中的冰雪根本就不起眼你的風頭也過了
Even the silver in your hair is a losing streak
甚至你頭髮中夾雜的一縷銀髮就是你失敗的象徵
I can't believe how dumb you are, Hans took you for a sucker
我真不敢相信你有多愚蠢漢斯就把你耍的團團轉
I'll say it twice, you stink on ice, did I mumble, ************?
再說一次你就是污穢之物我能不能說一句法克？
A:I'm not ANN-a, I'm AH-na, I go ham when I wanna
我不是安娜請叫我昂納因為我會得到我所有想要的東西
You can't handle the drama, slam a damn prima donna
你根本無法處理任何情況因為你不配當女主角
A once upon a timer I know better than momma
很久之前我比你媽還了解
Frozen fever so hot, I have to chill in a sauna
冰雪奇緣火爆全球我連蒸桑拿都覺得涼
Blondie's only got three books and a mother that betrays her
您只讀了三本書你媽還背叛你
And it doesn't even phase her that she raised her with no razor
這根本就不會變因為你根本沒給她剃毛
Sunflower in a tower, tricked by her kidnapper
塔中傻傻的太陽花 被她的綁架犯騙來騙去
Me? I woulda capped her and frickin’ witch slapped her
我會怎樣？幹掉她啊再狠狠給她兩個耳光
You're not the brightest lantern and your mug is just fugly
你才不是最閃耀的明星你那麼醜
The word on the street is that your duckling aint snuggly
大街上的流言是什麼呢你永遠無法變成白天鵝
Agoraphobic bore and I don't know what's sadder
這麼膽小還老想著冒險真不知道哪個更可憐
That you've never worn shoes or that you're just a rope ladder
是你從未穿過鞋子還是你只是一條梯子而已
F:Im kinda like this oaf, but Im dashing , smart and beautious
我雖然有點像奧拉夫的感覺可我明明更帥氣智慧
Hes a bigger horses ass than Maximuss gluteus
你男朋友吹的馬屁比麥西馬斯的還大
My dream came true: the girl, the castle, the money
我的夢想成真了得到了愛人城堡錢財
Im the wanted man she wanted, man, the future looks sunny
我就是她心中所屬未來明媚光明
This dapper rogue rappers now a royal insider
我詞語犀利流暢雖然我是個大盜
And since we got hitched we are both Flynn riders
但我們已經結婚我成為合法的皇室成員
You think youre hot ****? Well, your sister was colder
你覺得你們很火？可惜你姐姐就是個冰塊
Ill melt the ice in your heart, when I heat up I smolder
你們自己去冰涼的角落待著吧我才是最火熱的
K:Youre a fraud , Eugene, Ill pop your head like a twist off
你就是個騙子假名尤金的弗林我會將你的頭一把打爆
This robbers getting clobbered when Kristoff gets pissed off
如果你惹我就等死吧
My reindeer Sven is so damn frosty, Santas like
我的麋鹿斯文酷斃了聖誕老人都說
('Damn! Thats a cold-ass donkey!')
哇！這鹿簡直酷爆了
I love Anna, not her title, I would never two-time her
我愛的是安娜無關其他我也不會出軌
Youre a terrible rhymer, a tower and social climber
你的韻律不過如此攀附王室說的還這麼好聽
Youre a colossal debacle, even Olaf knows youre awful
你就是個失敗者雪寶都知道你什麼貨色
Youre as crooked as your nose, I should dust you like Gothel
你的心就像你的鼻子一樣扭曲我覺得你適合被我燒死
R＆F:Can I end this business? Hells yes, I can
我能結束這一切嗎好的我可以
With the business end of my frying pan
我的平底鍋就可以結束這一切
Tied up and dangled, strung up and strangled
係緊升高吊起勒死
Youll have a brush with death when youre messing with Tangled
如果你真的惹毛我倆下場就這樣
(So hungry for a husband once you left your isolation)
離開禁錮的地方之後第一件事就是找個對象
We saw you getting Hans-y at your sisters coronation
我們看見的是你姐姐的加冕典禮上你滿腦子都是想和漢斯私會
Snap engaged to a villain fore you cuddled up with Thor
和他抱在一起趕緊和個反派訂婚
(Looks like any dudell do when your loves an open door)
你的心門是不是來者不拒呢？
This Arendelle airhead has a brain full of holes
這個阿倫黛爾公主滿腦子都是洞
From when her mind got wiped by those ridiculous trolls
那些可笑的地精還刪了她的記憶
Of course you Norses fight, but in the end you always lose
當然了你們國度的人總想打仗卻總是戰無不敗
Your odds are sinking faster than your parents on a cruise
你腦子裡進的水比你爸媽沉船裡進的水還多
A＆K:Youve got an avalanche of dandruff and lice by the million
你真是有雪花那麼大的頭皮屑一頭的跳蚤
You need a lake of shampoo and a full-body Brazilian
你需要一湖洗髮水才能洗乾淨吧
While were on the subject, and I dont mean to push
雖然我們聊到這裡了但我真不想故意惹你生氣
But does your carpet match your drapes? Thats like an 80-pound bush
但你看看你穿的什麼玩意一點都不搭配毛長得是不是更長
(Im the fixer-upper lover whos as strong as an ox
我在床上力大如牛
I go hardall night long cause my family rocks
一夜十次怎麼樣我沒問題因為我的家人就是一群地精
By the Northern Lights I keep her warm at night
我如同北極光一樣讓她徹夜溫暖
And Im moving more ice than Walter White)
鑿冰我做的可比誰都強
Can I say something crazy? Check how it affects ya
我能說點瘋狂的話嗎但你看看自己吧
Your hairs a let down and no one respects ya
頭髮讓人失望也沒人尊重你
So get back in your prison atop that tall architecture
滾回你的監獄去吧接著去做籠中鳥
Wont be coming back for seconds because Anna wrecks ya
別回來了因為安娜會讓你輸得慘不忍睹