Im Awesome

Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome

I dont necessarily have to be here for this...
Im gonna keep the headphones though...

Mother ****** Im awesome!
No youre not, dude dont lie
Im awesome!
Im drivin around in my moms ride
Im awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother ****** Im awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
Im awesome!
Theres no voicemail, nobody called
Im awesome!
I cant afford to buy eight ******
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall

You know my pants sag low （low）
Even though （though） that went out of style
Like ten years ago （go）
Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple
I got little biceps,
Getting fatter in the middle

And lyrically Im not the best
Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet
So preposterous
Feel the awesomeness, the most obnoxious
Guest up at the sausage fest
Oh yes!
The girls are repulsed
So I hide in my hood like im joining a cult （uh uhh）

Im as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis
All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased
Me? Ill never date an actress
Got too many back zits
Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
Every show I do is poorly promoted and if you like this,
Its cuz my little sister wrote it

Im awesome!
No youre not, dude dont lie
Im awesome!
Im drivin around in my moms ride
Im awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother ****** Im awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
Im awesome!
Theres no voicemail, nobody called
Im awesome!
I cant afford to buy eight ******
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
Im awesome


（Check it out）
Im from Maine and I dont hunt, nope
And I cant ski
Smoke ************ but I cant roll blunts
Might be whipped by my wifey
My neck not icy
Eatin at McDonalds because Subway is pricey

Uh, and my unibrow is plucked
Just asked my mom if I could borrow ten bucks
Shes like 'For what?
Blunt wraps and some Heinekens?
You skinny ******, go get a gym member************p and vitamins!'
Im like, Mom please, dont blame it on me
I got my bad habits from you, Dad, and Aunt Steve
My attitudes sour but my futons sweet,
And the hair on my ass, it is Jumanji

Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift
Cant tweet up on my Twitter
Cuz I havent done ************t
Bank account red, body ungroomed
The only good thing about me is Im off stage soon

Im awesome!
No youre not, dude dont lie
Im awesome!
Im drivin around in my moms ride
Im awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother ****** Im awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
Im awesome!
Theres no voicemail, nobody called
Im awesome!
I cant afford to buy eight ******
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
Im awesome

Futhermore Im cornier than Ethynol
Cheesier than Provolone
I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor home
With a ego the size of Tim Duncan
Even though I got ************t for brains like a blumpkin
Im twenty four, serving lobster rolls
Because I spent a decade filling optimos
And Im not even the bomb in Maine
On my game Im only about as ***y as John McCain
Now put your hands up,
If you have nigh******ares
If you wouldnt man up if there was a fight here
If you got dandruff, if you drink light beer
Im outta breath...

But Im awesome!
No youre not, dude dont lie
Im awesome!
Im drivin around in my moms ride
Im awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother ****** Im awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
Im awesome!
Theres no voicemail, nobody called
Im awesome!
I cant afford to buy eight ******
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
Im awesome