BM (skit)

(Guy):
****** are elephant heavy, what's poppin? There's plenty of money out here tonight.
(Guy 2):
Hell ********** ** yeah. Hey. Ah, that's that bulls*it *****, ain't that your BM comin down right there?
(Guy):
Stop it. **** is you talkin about?
(Guy 2):
***** that's Mimi with your little man. Put your foot down.
(Guy):
Chill B. Yo Mimi.
( Guy 2):
Hey Mimi.
(Guy):
Chill dawg I got this. Yo Mimi.
(Guy 2):
Hey Mimi you hane.
(Guy ):
You chill. Hey Mimi come here for a minute B.
(Girl):
Yo what's up dawg?
(Guy):
What the ****? Dawg ? ***** why the **** you got this tight s*it on and got my ****** son out here this time of ****** mornin lookin like this?
( Girl):
If you'd a gave me some money I'd a put some clothes on your son.
(Guy):
***** I just gave you five hundred Friday.
(Girl):
That was for the rent *****.
(Guy):
**** is you...*****
(Girl) :
What the **** is you yellin at me for?
*Yelling and slapping