red solo cup

Now red solo cup is the best receptacle
From barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals
And you sir do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinkin from glass

Hey red solo cup is cheap and disposable
In fourteen years they are decomposable
And unlike my home they are not foreclosable
Freddie Mac, can kiss my ass, woo!

Red solo cup, I fill you up
Lets have a party, lets have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up,
Proceed to party, proceed to party

Now I really love how you easily stack
But I really hate how youre easy to crack
Cause when beer runs down, in front of my pack
Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky

But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten
Admirin at how sharply my first name is written
On you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin
On them, to help me get lucky

Red solo cup, I fill you up
Lets have a party, lets have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up,
Proceed to party, proceed to party

Now Ive seen you in blue and Ive seen you in yellow
But only you red were good for this fellow
Cause you are the Abbott into my Costello
And you are the Fruit to my Loom

Red solo cup, youre more than just plastic
More than amazing, youre more than fantastic
And believe me that Im not the least bit sarcastic
When I look at you and say:
'Red solo cup, youre not just a cup (No, no, God no)
Youre my friend, yea (Lifelong)
Thank you for being my friend'

Red solo cup, I fill you up
Lets have a party, lets have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up,
Proceed to party, proceed to party

Red solo cup, I fill you up
Lets have a party, lets have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up,
Proceed to party, proceed to party