I Hate Him (1959 Original Broadway Cast)

I Hate Him -Various Artists
I hate him
I hate him
I hate him I hate him I hate him
I hate him I hate him I hate him
I hate him I hate him
I simply can't abide him
Detest him despise him
The nothing but hot air and saw dust
And stuffing and blowing and bluffing and huffing and puffing
Just noth thing there inside him
He's just a naive little hick
Who'll get his come up pance right quick
His manners are rude and he talks like a dude
And his jokes make me sick
Jokes
I once knew a fella
Who thought he saw a mirage
And the durned fool drowned himself riding right through it
Ha ha I hate him
I hate him
And if he were caught by a man eating bear
And I had a gun and was standing right there
I'd laugh
While that bear ate him
If he should come crawling back on his knees
I 'd spurn him and turn away
Wouldn't give him the time of day
Beacause I hate him
I hate him I hate him
If he fell in quicksand right up to his chin
And I had a shovel
I'd watching him sick in
And never excavate him
He's got a big wide yellow streak
He's nothing but sheer nerve and cheek
His eyes are too shifty
His nose is too crafty
His chin is too weak
But he's got a big mouth
Miss Prench I bet you gotta kinda lovely face
Underneath all that paint ma'am
I hate that man
I hate him
Hate him hate him
Hate him
I hate him