waffle king

It took a lifetime, but finally found
The perfect waffle recipe
Youll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin town
One little bite any
Im sure youll agree
Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak
Aw, Youre gonna lick your plate clean
People come from miles around just to study my technique
I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen
Im the Waffle
King (yeah)
Waffle King
Thats what they call me
Waffle King
Hey, Im the
Waffle King
Everywhere
I go now, the people cheer
I never have to wait in line
People say, 'Right this way, sir, your moneys no good here'
Some day I betcha theyll build me a shrine
And everybody say, ' Well Im your biggest fan!''I seen your picture in People Magazine!'
Folks come from all around the world just to shake my hand
If you dont believe in the power of the
WAFFLE lemme show you
Just what
I meanI the
Waffle King
Make you scream and shout
Waffle King
Thats my name, dont wear it out
Waffle King
Make no mistake about it
Im the Waffle
King (yeah)
Roll out the red carpet, cause here
I come!All you peons better scram
Out of my way now, you worthless piece of scum
Dont you know who
I am?Hey!I wanna see you grovel, you waffle-eatin fools
Everybody on your
Knees!You wanna buy a waffle, youre playing by
MY rulesGo on, beg me, lemme here you say ,'Pretty Please'
Cant you tell the universe revolves around me?
Dont you know you suckers owe me everything?
And cant you see that
Im the highest form of life that there
Could ever be?
Everybody all around the world, stand up and sing
Come on now...
Waffle King
Hey batter batter
Waffle King
Hot on your platter
Waffle King
Say, whats the matter
Dont you know who
I am?Dont you know who
I am?Tell em girls(Hes the WA WA WA WA WA WA WAFFLE KING)
Yeah Yeah(Hes the WA WA WA WA WA WA WAFFLE KING)
Tell the truth now(Hes the WA WA WA WA WA WA WAFFLE KING)
Dont you know who
I am?Dont you know who
I am?