Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung

I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital
我去醫院看望老古董先生
I see him most every day
我幾乎天天去看他
And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung
當我看到老古董先生用他的人工呼吸器時
This is what I hear him say
我聽到他這麼說

（深呼吸）
(deep breathing)
專輯：'Weird Al' Yankovic
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你知道嗎，老古董是我最好的朋友
Y'know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend
他既不蠢也不欺負人
He's never a chump or a tease
他從不和我說謊
He never tells me lies,
最好一點的是
and best of all
他從不反對我
He never disagrees
我每天下午

給他帶去糖和鮮花
I bring him candy
在他身邊坐下說“嗨”
and flowers every afternoon
然後我問他
Sit down by his side and say 'Hi'
對於世界局勢的觀點
And then I ask him his opinion
接著等待老古董先生的回答
of the world situation
於是老古董先生說
And I wait for Mr. Frump's reply,
（深呼吸）
and Mr. Frump would say
噢，太不幸了

很快就到了
(deep breathing)
老古董先生駕鶴西去的那天
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我現在給你帶來
Well, unfortunately,
最後的最後
soon it came to be
老古董先生說的話
Mr. Frump's dying day
（深呼吸，呼吸衰弱然後就死了）
And now I bring to you
阿門
the very last thing
That Mr. Frump had to say

(deep breathing, that fades and dies off)

Amen