All She Wrote (Solo Version)

[Hook: Eminem]
Now, I dont really care what you call me
You can even call me cold
These b*****s knew as soon as they saw me
Its never me theyll get the privilege to know
I roll like a desperado
Now I never know where Im gonna go
Still I ball like theres no tomorrow
Until its over and thats all she wrote

[Verse 1: Eminem]
Youre starin straight into a barrel of hate, terrible fate
Not even a slim chance to make a narrow escape
Cupid shot his arrow and missed – wait, Sarah, youre late
Your train left, mascara and eggs smeared on your face
Nights over, goodbye, ho, I thought that I told ya
That spilled nut aint nothin to cry over
Never shoulda came within range of my Rover
Shoulda known I was trouble soon as I rolled up
Any chick whos dumb enough after I blindfold her
To still come back to the crib must want me to mess with her mind
Hold up, she mistook me for some high roller
Well, I wont buy her soda unless its Rock & Rye Cola
(Faygos cheaper) Buy you a bag of Fritos?
I wouldnt let you eat the * ***** chip on my shoulder
If you was bleach and I was hair I wouldnt die for ya
Tryin to pull five bucks from me is like tryin to pull five molars
Youll get your eyes swoll up
Im on my straight grizzly, so why would I buy you a gay-ass teddy bear?
*****, youre already bi-polar

[Hook: Eminem]
Now, I dont really care what you call me
You can even call me cold
These b*****s knew as soon as they saw me
Its never me theyll get the privilege to know
I roll like a desperado
Now I never know where Im gonna go
Still I ball like theres no tomorrow
Until its over and thats all she wrote

[Verse 2: Eminem]
TIP told me on this ho tip, best tip I could give you to hip you
Is never to let these tricks trick you
Mighty ambiguous of you to think I love you slut, s**t
Dig you, ho? Take a shovel and dig you some dignity, *****!
S**t, you talk about some advice that sticks with you
If I should listen to anyone, tell me to stick to my guns
Like double stick , its you, but **** 'em, TIP, its cool
Im chillin like a villain
Like the penguin in its ****** igloo eating fudgesicles
I'd rather slip and fall in s**t than fall in love with you
Before I tie the ****** knot I'd tie you in one, *****
You think this is some Nintendo game, how ****** dumb is you?
I'll give you some lumps before I split some lump sums with you
So here's a penny for your thoughts
But it won't buy you a cheeseburger
But a nickel might just get you one pickle
**** it, its official, so blow the whistle, I got a trust issue
Theres a bombshell: Scud missile
Like I just cuss at you to ****** cuss at you
Like before I rapped I was a ************ stud, slut, thisll
Teach you not to come drunk stumbling my way, for shizzle
I still live like I budget a Gilberts Lodge check stub, bizzle
So **** Sizzler! These checkers are bust like a blood blister

[Hook: Eminem]
Now, I dont really care what you call me
You can even call me cold
These b*****s knew as soon as they saw me
Its never me theyll get the privilege to know
I roll like a desperado
Now I never know where Im gonna go
Still I ball like theres no tomorrow
Until its over and thats all she wrote

[Verse 3: Eminem]
Yeah, I guess life is a ** *** – ain't it, TIP?
And each one thinks they the s**t
Shirt off my back? I wouldnt give you the dirt off my handkerchief
I'm givin these hoes a dose of their own medicine
Let em get a good taste of it
I'm sure you got that relationship memo by now
But in case you didnt
I'll stick this whole pad full of sticky notes to your forehead and staple it
Life is too short and I got no time to sit around just wastin it
So I pace this s**t a little bit quicker; that clock, Im racin it
Double timin it, but I still spit triple the amount of insults
In a tenth of the time that it may take you p***ks
To catch on; while you strong arm like Stretch Armstrong
Man, I still say K-marts like theres an apostrophe 'S' on it, dog
And they say McDonalds isn't a restaurant, well, I guess I'm wrong
But if you gonna tell me that A&W aint the spot
For the best hot dogs, you can get the F on, dawg

[Hook: Eminem]
Now, I dont really care what you call me
You can even call me cold
These b*****s knew as soon as they saw me
Its never me theyll get the privilege to know
I roll like a desperado
Now I never know where Im gonna go
Still I ball like theres no tomorrow
Until its over and thats all she wrote

[Outro: T.I.]
All she wrote, all she wrote
I said its over and thats all she wrote
All she wrote, all she wrote
Yeah, goodnight, it's over
And thats all she wrote