Just Rhymin' With Biz

Biz: Ready? Fonkee!
Fonkee! Ahhh...
One two, one two
We came here to just motherfucking do
You and a crew
Got my man
Marley Marl in the house
Can抰forget my man,
Lik, y抋ll in the house
Got Fric and
Frac in the house
Hey-hey- hey, you got
Big Daddy
Kane in the house
Juice Crew in the house
That抯right
And my name is the
Biz Markie
And we gonna rock a little something like this...>
One, two, whatcha gonna do?
I say yes, yes y抋ll
To the beat, all
Party-having people guaranteed to be like having a ball
H-h-h-hey
We gonna do a little something like this
I say... I抦the rap promoter
I start to motor
Tour from
New York to
South Dakota
Drink ginger ale or root beer soda
Never get the girls with the underarm order
Put me on water,
I抦a good floater
When I run for prez, you best be a voter
Once knew a girl by the name of
Rhoda I watch
Star Wars just to see
Yoda Or R2-
D2 driving down the
BQ When I buy franks,
I make sure they抮e
Hebrew When
I entertain, and love to treat you
Love to see a girl in a nice tight see-through
Take her to the crib, turn on the
Beta Watch a good flick by
Arnold Schwartzenegger
Maybe Commando or the
Terminator
Peace party people, ha ha see you later!
Big Daddy , huh huh, my man my mellow
Get on the mic cause you know you eat
Jell-O Kane:
Check it out, y抋ll
You don抰stop
Keep on Well it抯the
Kane in the flesh
Of course
I抦fresh Oh you thought that
I was rotten?
Huh, I beg your pardon
To me getting paid and getting busy fall together
So a man of my ambiance...never!
Could I be weak, why
I抦rather unique
I got style, flavor, grace, and plus a different technique
That I be using and not many can manage
So a brother like me,
I do damage
Just by picking up the mic to go solo
I cold turn a party on out, and oh yo
I get physical, mystical, very artistical
Giving party people something funky to listen to
That抯why the other
MC抯can抰swing long
I stomp them out just like
I was King
Kong Stepping on roaches,
I get ferocious
Supercalifragalisticexpealidocious
I go on and on and on and
Until the bright
Shirley Murdock morning
Cause I抦ma pimp, hear the primp, yes the emp-
Eror, bringing much terror in your era
I ready, willing and
I抦able, so bust a move
Never use a barbershop
I got my homeboy
Smooth Cooling out with the clippers right around the way
To keep my fresh
Cameo cut every day
Like that y抋ll, it抯like that y抋ll
It抯like thata-the-that, it抯like that y抋ll
Cause I抦the prosecutor taking a stand
And, I抦cross-examining you my man
The judge and jury, releasing my fury
The verdict that
I reach for you is rather blurry
You see, the name
Kane is superior to many people
It means King
Asiatic Nobody抯
Equal I hate to brag, but damn
I抦good And if mics were a gun,
I抎be Clint
Eastwood And if rap was a game,
I抎be MVP
Most Valuable
Poet on the
M-I-C Or if rap was a school,
I抎be the principal
Aw fuck it, the
Kane is invincible
To be specific,
I may die one day
But my rhymes will remain like a hieroglyphic
It抯a certain special skill that takes much practice
I got it good, apparently you lack this
So in turn, sit back and learn
Listen close, this is for your own concern
Let me show you exactly how it抯properly done
Lights, camera, action!
A rap pro, do a show, good to go, also
Cameo afro,
Virgo, domino,
I go Rambo
Gigolo, Romeo,
Friday night spend money on a ho-
Tel , to get a good night抯sleep
I抦keeping in step
Now do I come off?
Yep.