Dont Even Try It

Yo Jeff whats shaking man
Whats up dude
Hey man you remember that girl I knew
I walking to school man
The one who used to diss me every day
Yeah
When the record came out she called me two days ago man
Man my phone is ringing off the hook
With people asking me for tapes and free records
I man I aint with it
Word man
Bust this

This rap is for you people in the past who were against me
Who snatched up every opportunity to dis me
Put me down like I was nothing treated me like a jerk
Now Im seeing the pay off of all my hard work
Cause now that its my records on the wheels
Somehow all of a sudden its a whole new deal
So for those in the past who dissed me dont deny it
What youre sorry huh dont even try it

Word man
Man people are a trip man
Put everybody down about whats up with that
Yo word man
I gotta let em know
I gotta

Bust this

I used to know this girl by the name of Theresa
I did all I could to make her release her
Emotions to me but she just wouldnt do it
She built up a wall and I couldnt break through it
I used to walk to school every day of the week
Watching Theresa walk on the other side of the street
One day I finally got my heart up to speak
But she dissed me and dismissed me with a smack on my cheek
So I bought six bottles of new fancy cologne
But all I got from Theresa was leave me alone
I bought new clothes to wear everyplace
But all Theresa would say was get out of my face
So I gave up this quest for Theresa
But then on the day my record was released a
Strange thing happened when it came on the radio
Theresa broke her neck just to say hello
I looked at her I said you must be foolish
Why did you ignore me on the way to school if
You were interested she said oh I apologize
I looked deep into her dark brown eyes
I said you ignored me for months on and
Now all of a sudden you wanna be my friend
You didnt talk before so dont talk now be quiet
What you really like me huh dont even try it

Man she had a lotta nerve man
Word man
Hey man but she aint had half as much
Nerve as that old record producer man
Remember when he dissed us man
What what up

When I first started rapping I had one idea
And it was set in my mind very vivid and clear
I knew that I wanted to be a rap artist
I would give my all and work my hardest
But when I took my song to a record producer
He told me that I better go drink some rap juice or
Something cause my song was really absurd
He said that it was the worst trash that hed ever heard
You know my ego was shattered he busted my groove
I could hear him cracking up as I left the booth ha haaa
I thought my song was good but he busted my bubble
The title was girls aint nothing but trouble

Luckily I found someone who had faith
He lifted my ego back up into place
His name was Dana Goodman and he thought my song was on track
So two weeks later it was out on wax
It bustedup the charts like a hydrogen bomb
Up up up up it clim clim climbed
I made people eat the words that said I couldnt achieve
Now they had no choice but to believe
In me then no sooner than my record came out
That same old producer started calling my house
One night he called me bout at half past 12
He said Ive got some cash if you wanna sell
I said you big stupid half wit idiot
I told you before that my record was a hit
But you just laughed like I was some kind of kid
Now dont you regret what you did
I wish youd get off my tip yes thats my request
You see he who laughs last always laughs best
Okay Ill be reasonable you wanna buy it
Okay Ill sell it psych dont even try it
Ha ha
Thats how you gotta put it to him
Word man thats how you gotta
You know what
Let me tell you something
I got dissed so hard man
Bust this
Ima tell you whats up

Yo Prince do you remember when we first started out
How we used to go to all the parties just to rock the house
Word man I remember those good days well
Why chill out man cause I got a story to tell
About five years ago I began my quest
To be the best deejay in the whole U.S
There was a lot of deejays striving for my spot
They would put me down every chance they got
Never cut me a break on any given night
They used to all look at me and say Pfsss Jeffs aight
But when your Magnficient cuts were released
All of that laughter ceased
Word
When you and Iused to do our shows
All the crowd would say was ho ho ho
Yeah time after time we were tearing it up
While you rocked the mic and I rocked the cut
But now that Im making a name for myself
All those deejays are like yo Jeff whats up
But all that stuff is dead no I aint with it
They approach me on the street and say yo Jeff how bout a ticket
Man to your very next show
But I say no and I tell em where they can go
I cant believe that they had the nerve
To hop on my tip now yeah man word
Just the other day homebody approached me on the street
And said yo Jeff how bout a record for free
I said man the way you dissed me you better go buy it
But Jeff were friends for real dont even try it

Hey man Im telling you
Straight up
You know how it is man
Man people
People are a trip man
Maybe theyll know next time not to dis people
Knawmsaying
We told em
We let em know
Cause I aint with it man
That stuff is dead
Dig it

Aight Jeff chill man
Aight