Happy Holidays, You Bastard

It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped
Two ******' presents
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped
Two ******' presents
And I hate hate hate your guts
I hate hate hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
It's labor day and my grandpa just ate
Seven ******' hot dogs