You Can't Fade MeJD's Gaffilin'

Drop oldschool beat
Now the taste of alcohol is filling up my bladder
Whats the date and time it dont matter
Had a pocket full of phone numbers
I was trying to sort
To make a long story short
Ran into this girl named Carla
Knew her from the back seat of my homies Impala
She said whats up
Yeah whats the deal
Check the hairdo of course it aint real
Then I looked down she was fat in the front
I asked how long, well about seven months
Oh how time flies when youre having fun
She said yeah but the damage is done
Where you been, on a little vacation
Oh by the way congratulations
Whos the lucky man? I dont have a clue
Then she said the lucky man is you
I dropped my brew
And everything looked fuzzy
Not a baby by you
The neighborhood hussy
She said yeah remember that date
I thought back and tried to calculate
Then I said damn are you sure its mine
Cause I know you been tossed plenty of times
She said that day no I wasnt whoring
Your ass is mine thats when the sweat started pouring
Cause all I saw
Was Ice Cube in court
Paying a gang on child support
Then I thought deep about giving up the money
What I need to do is kick the **** in the tummy
Naw cause then Id really get faded
Thats murder one cause it was premeditated
So what Im a do
I dont have a clue
How many months left
Damn only two
Im gettin faded
No cigar , G
Ay yo homey man Im getting faded
It's crazy
Cause before I could sleep with her
I had to duck and dodge and try to creep with her
See the booty and the front was all in place
But the girl had the pitbull face
So we ran jumped drove swam crawled hid
Oh lord god forbid
My homies see me at the motel
Cause those fools would love to just go tell
Everybody in the hood that knows your rep
So jump in the back seat and quiet is kept
And hold your big fat butt steady
Cause yo hoe I got the paper bag ready
She started moaning and gobbling like a turkey
I knocked the boots from here to Albuquerque
I dropped her off man and Im knowing
That Im a hate myself in the morning
I got drunk to help me forget
Yo another day another hit ****
Im gettin faded
Ay yo you know what time it is
Nine months later shes ready to drop the load
And everybody in the hood already knows
Its supposed to be mine
So they laughing at me
You know Ice Cube cant be having that G
Im thinking to myself
Why did I bang her
Now Im in the closet looking for the hanger
JD and Jinx and T-Bone wont let up they wont shut up
Im gettin fed up ****
Cause I know youre tryin to break me
But if I find out your tryin to fake me
Im a buff that duff for a hoot
Beat ya down and leave a crown or two
That night she went into labor
And the **** is getting kinda major
The baby came out damn it was a lifesaver
Looking like my next-door neighbor
She said it was mine that was her bestguess
But lets check the results of the blood test
I started smiling yeah
Cause it read negative
Damn why did I let her live?
After that I shouldve got the gat
And bust and rushed and illed and peeled the cap
But no I just told the hoe who laid me
Excuse me **** its a switch
You cant fade me
Naw baby not this way
Yo you aint playing Ice Cube out like no booger
I dont fall for the okey-doke
And before I fall for the okey-doke
I let the pistol smoke
Now sing it
Yeah baby you cant fade me
Naw unfadable baby