Congratulations

T-Series (Yeah)
Its your big day (Woo)
Incredible job
I know we had our differences
But today
I just wanna tell you
A congratulations (uh ), its a celebration
Party all day, I know youve been waitin (here we go)
A congratulations (woo), its a celebration
I just wanna tell you that I think that youre amazin
A congratulations
To your corporation
Guess to beat one Swedish boy, you need a billion Asians
Yeah you did it, very nice, and all it took
Was a massive corporate entity with every song in Bollywood
Now youre at number one (one), hope you did nothing wrong
Like starting your business by selling pirated songs
Oops, didnt think wed see? Its right there on Wikipedia
Get used to your past being held against you by the media (uh oh)
Im sure right now theres nothing that youre doing thats illegal, yeah
Im certain that you havent had collusions with the mafia
For legal reasons, thats a joke, for legal reasons, thats a joke
For serious Indian mafia please dont kill me, thats a joke
India, Im sorry bout the memes, youre the best
I love my Indian bros, from Bombay to Bangladesh
Ill take on all the world for you, Im a heavy hitter
Bout to cause a genocide so you can call me Hit-
A congratulations, its a celebration (oh)
Party all day, I know youve been waitin (oh yeah)
A congratulations (woo), its a celebration (yeah)
I just wanna tell you that I think that youre amazin
Congratulations (uh)
Congratulations (its your big day)
Congratulations (woo)
Congratulations (such a big day)
I got a letter in the post,
Hmm, what is this? (hmm)
T-Series saying cease and desist
Had a problem with me telling them to hold their defecation
But, let me educate you, silly, thats not defamation (woo)
T-Series can eat a dick (still not defamation)
Suck my fucking Swedish meatballs (still not defamation, yum)
Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains?
Thats a blatant racist lie
Yeah, but still not defamation (woo)
India, got YouTube figured out, thats sick, son
How bout next you figure how to fix the caste system (Oof)
Maybe all those ads can solve your crippling poverty
But looking at T-Series past, Im guessing not probably
But never mind the poor people, we just here to party
Just here to pop some bottles with the nine-year-old army
Non-alcoholic cause I had a real problem
But we still out here living like we bout to kamikaze
So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel
Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels
Yeah, this is it, its been an adventure
Its the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
Through all the change and controversy, youve been by my side
Theres no army in the world, I would rather give me watch time
Its been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard
Heres one last brofist from the number one in the world
A congratulations, its a celebration (oh)
Party all day (skraa), I know youve been waitin (yeet, party all day, yeah)
A congratulations (woo), its a celebration (oh)
I just wanna tell you that I think that youre amazin
Congratulations (oh, ooh-hoo)
Congratulations (skrattar du, its your big day)
Congratulations (Im fucking lit)
Congratulations (such a big day, oh yeah, yeah)
Congratulations, T-Series
You did it
Yatta desu ne
Hope that MeToo stuff doesnt severely affect your bottom line