One More Minute

Well I heard that youre leavin
Gonna leave me far behind
Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that Im not your kind
So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you
Thats right, you aint gonna see me cryin
Im glad that you found somebody new
Cause Id rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you
I guess I might seem kinda bitter
You got me feelin down in the dumps
Cause Im stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self service pumps
Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You aint gonna break my heart in two
Cause Id rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you
Id rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other men
Id rather slam my fingers in a door
Again and again and again and again and again
Oh, cant you see what Im tryin to say, darlin
Id rather have my blood sucked out by leeches
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
Id rather clean all the bathrooms
In Grand Central Station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you
Yes, Id rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
Id rather dive into a swimming pool filled
With double edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you
Id rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage
With my bare hands and then throw it on the floor
And stomp on it till I die
Than spend one more minute with you