TV Bra™️

I heard you bought a new TV Bra!
complete
mobile streaming, all major services,
In two convenient places.
Did you know there is further a live streaming option?
HD. LCD. I mean, beats RGB!
It's high quality
programming and picture
While providing excellent comfort and support.
A lithium ion battery,
That lasts all day
in just a single charge.
Original, high quality series
in- geddit- 2D!
Intimate binge-watching
for you and a consenting partner,
With adjustable straps and privacy settings.
Are you a fan of wearable technology?
Are you lacking high quality content?
Upward I look,
Could it just be sitting there?
Makes me feel so, so, so, so, so, so, so…
the F. U. T. U. R. E.'s already here
Don't you feel so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so retina pixel?
The future is now!
If you have a moment,
We'd appreciate if you could answer some simple survey questions
to help us to optimise the TV Bra:
Number 1. 'I have increased body confience'
Number 2. 'My sex life is healthier'
Number 3. 'I would recommend the TV Bra to a family member or friend'
Finally, would you like to continue receiving emails from us and our partner companies with exclusive offers?
Upward I look,
Could it just be sitting there?
Makes me feel so, so, so, so, so, so, so…
the F. U. T. U. R. E.'s already here
Don't you feel so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so retina pixel?
The future is now!