Captain Hook

Verse one：tash
I knew this ***** by the name of captain hook
Who had a record deal but no lyrics in his book
But everywhere you looked he had a poster for his single
The one he bit the oldie track and stole the oldie jingle
Jangle, but i be comin from a different angle
Cause i want that pot of gold below the hardcore rainbow
But name your price and youd be down to sell your moms
Im on a different level while the devil grease your palms
Sign your life away in ink, cause you think you got the talents
But look at hooks bank account and zero is the balance
I repeat, ze-ro, peo-ple
Cause he be worried bout his hook so he could get a spin from [------]
[-----] but rico, blow them type ****** through the rooftop
Cause [------] only plays you if you r&b or tupac
So one single later, he fallin out the game
But before that ***** left, he left us his name
Chorus: tash
Captain hook, captain, captain, captain hook
'spend a little time witcha rhymes'
(repeat 2x )
Drink drink, we drunk, we drunk, drunk
Drink drink we drunk, we drunk drunk
(repeat 2x)
Verse two: tash
And for your info, i can set it off to any tempo
And have you ****** puzzled while i make it look so simple
Cause deep inside my mental i got stacks of lyrics hidden
Thats why i get the props that captain hooks dont be gettin
Plus they be counterfeitin, styles straight scandals
Spendin too much time tryin to party off the handle
I bust to orlando, tryin to better what i got (why)
Cause im tash thelikwifyer here to take somebodys spot
But not that ***** named captain hooks
Cause hes the type of rapper, thats always worried bout his looks
But overnight success dont impress the west thats freshest
He need to take his cheese and invest in rappin lessons
Or catch one for free right here on me
Or catch me late friday night on 92.3
And after lesson three, if his style still stank
Ima tie his ass up and make him walk the plank
Chorus
Verse three: j-ro
I was in my likwid cruise ship, just sailin the seas
When captain hook came and stole my steez
Oh hook, caught a left hook, for stealin my hook
In no time he stole a rhyme out my notebook
Im the the pacific ocean, floatin
Chasin his broken ass out to oakland
But whoridas said he came and stole they name
And he got e-40s briefcase full of game
So i, set myself back on the ros quest
With the farrahey brew up in the crows nest
He could see l.a., there was trouble you see
Oh ****, he just stole a flow from wc
Now hes throwin up the dub i gotta catch the ****in scrub
Hell go down like a sub cause ima cut him like a shrub
He wants pub, yeah, hes all on blass
He moved real fast on snoop and ras kass
Chorus (j-ro instead of tash in the first half)
Verse four: j-ro
Now im in atlanta, and his trail is hotter than a sausage
Im took late, he took outkast out as a hostage
I wonder could he squab with the goodie mob
I think he got the best of me, justhow many would he rob
I floated out to queens but it seems i just missed him
They said he robbed cool j for his boomin system
He went to shaolin and stole method mans bio
And he buried everything somewhere in ohio
Bone thugs saw him, at the crossroad
With a empty treasure chest that he was tryin to load
He was last seen sailin, into the distance
We gotta catch this crook and we need your assistance
Yeah, if you happen to see this punk scallywag out there
Dont try to aprehend him, just call tha liks
And if you suddenly got some rhymes missin, you know who did it
Captain hook, yeah we gon catch his ass
Baten down the **********in hatches
We gonna feed his ass to the gators
But first we gonna
Chorus: second half