Welcome 2 The Party (Ode 2 The Old School)

It ain't nothing but a party here
From the early evening 'til the break of day
So step this way and let your mind be free
And by the way, welcome 2 the party
Well, my name's
Kid Rock,
I'm a Capricorn
Detroit City, where
I was born
When I was young,
I knew I'd always be
A super live body rocking
MCI'm TNT,
I'm dynamite
And I’m gonna rock this party all damn night
I've got the gift of gab,
I can walk the walk
I became an emcee when
I learned to talk
Saying, “Goo goo, ga ga”
I gotta lotta time to eat
MCs like piranhas
I'm a pro at this, yeah, the ultimate'
Cause I don't spit, my rap too quick
I'm the ladies pick all around the world
But I only got eyes for just one girl
I don't roll twirl like a ballerina
I roll through towns and
I rock arenas
I may seem a little under age
But at least
I am not under paid
I'm one of kind here to shock your mind
And I will serve no rhymes before their time
The K-K-Kid
Rock, that is my name
And if you ask me again,
I'll tell you the same
Who's to blame?
I don't really know
But my game's so tight,
I think I'm gonna go pro
So here we go, here, here we go
I'm gonna rock it up high, then rock it down low
From the floor to the ceiling to the living room'
Cause people like to hear my bass
Go boom, boom, boom, ba boom
The one, two, three, the three, two, one
Don't stop me now,
I've just begun
Don't cut me down, don't start no fight
Or I'll put my foot in your ass tonight
I'm outta sight, like the planet
MarsAnd when
I set my sights,
I shoot for stars
I don't like small cars or real big women
But somehow
I always find myself in 'em
I'm a hidden gem, a rolling stone
I'm a one man band with a microphone
Here to make you shake and move your body
So come on in and welcome 2 the party
It ain't nothing but a party, hey
From the early evening to the break of day
So step this way and let your mind be free
And by the way welcome 2 the party
Uh, uh, excuse me
Mr. Kid Rock
Can I do my thing?
Can I have a little something to say right here?
Oh, yeah, go ahead, baby
I'm a real live show and you can watch me throw
I'm the M to the
L and I'll let ya know
Alize is too sweet and it'll make ya fat
I've got a pound of dank and a gallon of
CognacI'm all of that and a bag of chips
I'm the whole damn party mix
I'm the chick that doesn't seem all too classy
You can't party with me but you can kiss my
It ain't nothing but a party here
From the early evening to the break of day
So step this way and let your mind be free
And by the way, welcome 2 the party
Hey, Grandmaster 5
That old school ****'s fresh
But uh, let's rock some of that
****ing 1998
Kid Rock ****, bro
I'm an Irish lad but don't call me
ClancyI'm gonna rock it for
Dixie to suit your fancy
Rock your pants off and party my **** off
People want to know when's the tour gonna kick off
I'm no rip-off, it’s all original
Not too political, a little cynical
About the fakes and squakers that talk a lot of
Ku-caI know a lot of chicks that like to call me poppa
Don't start drama, mack in the
BahamasRock on the dance floor to
Din Dada'Cause
I'm a player that you love to hate
Got your girl sucking **** on video tape
I like *****, sucking on titties
****ed a lot of different *****es
From a bunch of different cities
Kid Rock and
I'm the same old fool
I'll tell ya to drop your boyfriend
Then drop outta high school
I got a whirlpool, don't even ask
Licking ***** underwater, shooting bubbles up your ass
I'm so crass that
I'm the last of my kind
Me, Slick
Willie in the
DC ShrineSometimes
I rhyme just for kicks
Forget the ******** and bust like this
I don't steal from the rich and give to the poor
I take from my *****es and give it to my whores
What up? I'm saying everybody
You get ****ed up and
I'll rock the party
Rock the party, rock the party
Rock the party, rock the party
Rock the party, rock the party
Rock the party, rock the party