I Can Make You A Man

A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds
九十八磅的孱弱身軀
Will get sand in his face
只會讓他被踢到在地
When kicked to the ground
滿面塵土
And soon in the gym
很快，在體育場上
With a determined chin
當他的面容無比堅毅
The sweat from his pores
當他的汗水留下脖頸
As he works for his cause
當他為了自己的事業而奮鬥
Will make him glisten
他將閃耀光芒
And gleam, and with massage
熠熠生輝，只要加以按摩
And just a little bit of steam
再來點桑拿
Hell be pink and quite clean
他將一塵不染煥髮粉紅色的光澤
Hell be a strong man
他會成為一個強壯的男人
Oh, honey!
噢，寶貝
But the wrong man
千萬出不得差錯
Hell eat nutritious, high protein
他將食用高蛋白的營養
And swallow raw eggs
生飲蛋清
Try to build up his shoulders
塑成他的肩膀
His chest, arms, and legs
他的胸肌，手和腿
Such an effort
如此的辛勞
If he only knew of my plan
可惜他對我的計劃並不知情
In just seven days
短短七天之後
I can make you a man
我要讓你成為男人
Hell do press-ups and chin-ups
他要做俯臥撑和引體向上
Do the snatch, clean, and jerk
還有挺舉運動干淨又利落
He thinks dynamic tension
他以為讓肌肉繃緊
Must be hard work
肯定是項苦差事
Such strenuous living
如此精力充沛的造物
I just dont understand
我真難以捉摸
When in just seven days
短短七天之後
Oh, babyI can make you a man
我要讓你成為男人