#self IE

But first let me take a selfie
只是先讓我來張自拍
When Jason was at the table
當Jason坐在桌旁
I kept on seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl
我就看著他盯著我他身邊坐著個女孩兒
Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
你不覺得他就想讓我嫉妒嗎？
Because he was totally texting me all night last night
你看他整晚都在給我發訊息？
And I don't know if it's a booty call
我覺得他在說些屁話
Like what do you think?
你覺得呢？
Do you think that girl was pretty?
你說那妞兒真的很迷人嗎？
It's not even summer, so why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime Sadness?
又不是夏天 那個DJ怎麼還在打Summertime Sadness的碟？
Can we go smoke a cigarette?
不如先抽根煙？
I really need one
真的先抽一根吧
But first
但是
Let me take a selfie
還是先來張自拍吧
Let me take a selfie
我先自拍一張

朋友幫我選個濾鏡吧
Can you guys help me pick a filter?
是XX Pro還是Valencia好看呢？
I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia
我又該配點什麼字呢？
What should my caption be?
那種讓我看起來很高級的話？
I want it to be something clever
跟我的妞兒們來個直播加個#LIVE也不錯
How about 'Livin' with my *******, Hashtag LIVE'
都發了5分鐘了才得到10個贊
It only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
我該把它刪了？
Should take it down down
可以但我先重新來張自拍
But first let me take another selfie
一張更好的自拍
Let me take another selfie
拍快拍自拍自拍
Selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie
哇Jason評論我了

肯定是因為我這張完美的自拍
Oh my god, Jason just texted me
I guess I took a good selfie