If I Had...

life.. by marshall mathers
Marshall Mathers的生活
what is life?
生活是什麼
life is like a big obstacle
生活就像一個巨大的障礙
put in front of your optical to slow you down
擋在你面前讓你舉步維艱
and everytime you think you gotten past it
每次當你認為你越過去時
it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground
它還會回來將你撞倒在地
what are friends?
朋友是什麼
friends are people that you think are your friends
朋友就是那些你認為是朋友的人
but they really your enemies, with secret indentities
但實際上他們是有著秘密身份的敵人
and disguises, to hide they true colors
他們把自己偽裝起來，掩蓋自己的本色
so just when you think you close enough to be brothers
當你覺得你們親如兄弟時
they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin
他們會趁你不注意在背後置你於死地
what is money?
金錢是什麼
money is what makes a man act funny
金錢使人無法控制自己
money is the root of all evil
金錢是萬惡之源
money'll make them same friends come back around
錢會讓兩個最好的朋友
swearing that they was always down
互相翻臉
what is life?
生活是什麼
i'm tired of life
我已經疲於生活
i'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins
我受夠了那些對你笑裡藏刀陰險的混蛋
i'm tired of committing so many sins
我受夠了自己犯下的這麼多罪
tired of always giving in when this bottle of henny wins
受夠了總是在酒精面前繳械投降
tired of never having any ends
受夠了沒有盡頭的一切
tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins
受夠了患上白粉和藥癮的狐朋狗友
i'm tired of this dj playing your shit when he spins
受夠了DJ總是播放你的唱片
tired of not having a deal
受夠了沒人跟我簽約
tired of having to deal with the bullshit without grabbing the steel
受夠了沒有武器處理這些狗屁
tired of drowning inmy sorrow
受夠了沉浸在自己的傷感中
tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my monte carlo
受夠了為了我的蒙特卡洛借汽油錢
i 'm tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin off
我受夠了那些王八蛋的掃射
i'm tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour
我受夠了五塊五的最低薪水
then this boss wanders why i'm smartin off
然後老闆搞不懂為什麼我這麼不識抬舉
i'm tired of being fired everytime i fart and cough
我受夠了因為我放屁或者咳嗽就把我開除
tired of having to work as a gas station clerk
受夠了當加油站的小雜碎
for this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk
因為這個混蛋盯著我的脖子讓我發狂了
i'm tired of using plastic silverware
我受夠了用鍍銀的塑料餐具
tired of working in building square
受夠了在建築工地干活
tired of not being a millionaire
受夠了當窮光蛋的生活

但如果我有一百萬美元
but if i had a million dollars
我會買下一座造酒廠，然後讓全世界都變成酒鬼
i'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
如果我有一根魔杖，我要讓全世界親我的老二
if i had a magic wand, i'd make the world suck my dick
當我還在馬桶上時而且我還不戴套
without a condom on, while i' m on the john
但如果我有一百萬
if i had a million bucks
我還是覺得不夠
it wouldn't be enough, because i'd still be out
我還要去劫運抄車
robbing armored trucks
如果我可以實現一個願望
if i had one wish
我就要一個能讓整個世界都能親到的大屁股
i would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
我受夠了當白人垃圾，沒錢又沒權

我受夠了把飲料瓶子帶回商店
i'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor
我受夠了買不起電話
tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store
受夠了沒有家來讓安置自己的摯愛如果我真的有的話
i'm tired of not having a phone
受夠了沒有寶馬開
tired of not having a home to have one in if i did have it on
受夠了不在通用公司工作，受夠了老想當別人
tired of not driving a bm
受夠了不吃止痛藥就無法入睡
tired of not working at gm, tired of wanting to be him
受夠了每次上台表演人都那麼稀少
tired of not sleeping without a tylenol pm
受夠了沒有巡演
tired of not performing in a packed coliseum
受夠了每天下班幹同一個金發碧眼的婊子
tired of not being on tour
在福特contour的後面
tired of fucking the same blonde whore after work
我受夠了再和那群烏合之眾假裝整日為伍了
in the back of a contour
缺少鈔票只能求助於槍
i'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones
受夠了冷眼相對
having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns
受夠了老戴同一頂NIKE AIR帽子
tired of being stared at
受夠了每次去酒吧都穿都一雙Lugz
i'm tired of wearing the same damn nike air hat
受夠了人們說他們厭倦了我把毒品寫進歌詞
tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of lugz
受夠了別的歌手半點技術都沒有
tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap about drugs
說他們並不覺得我的饒舌最到位
tired of other rappers who ain't bringin half the skill as me
我受夠了電台老撒謊
saying they wasn't feeling me on 'nobody's as ill as me'
受夠了J-L-B說“嘻哈在哪裡”
i'm tired of radio stations telling fibs
但如果我有一百萬美元
tired of j-l-b saying 'where hip-hop lives'
我會買下一座造酒廠，然後讓全世界都變成酒鬼

如果我有一根魔杖，我要讓全世界親我的老二
but if i had a million dollars
當我還在馬桶上時而且我還不戴套
i'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
但如果我有一百萬
if i had a magic wand, i'd make the world suck my dick
我還是覺得不夠
without a condom on, while i'm on the john
我還要去劫運抄車
if i had a million bucks
如果我可以實現一個願望
it wouldn't be enough, because i'd still be out
我就要一個能讓整個世界都能親到的大屁股
robbing armored trucks
你懂我在說什麼嗎？
if i had one wish
我受夠了所有這些垃圾
i wouldask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
告訴我要積極

我所看見的東西都不積極你叫我積極？
you know what i'm saying?
明白我在說什麼了嗎？
i'm tired of all of this bullshit
我說的都是發生在我周圍的，我親眼所見的
telling me to be positive
懂我意思了嗎？現在我受夠了這一切
how'm i 'sposed to be positive when i don't see shit positive?
受夠這些在自己城市裡的歌手還互相憎恨的情況
know what i'm sayin?
沒有電台願意播我的東西，你懂了嗎？
i rap about shit around me, shit i see
但是，這很正常，你明白我說的了嗎？
know what i'm sayin? right now i'm tired of everything
只是受夠了
tired of all this player hating that's going on in my own city
這就是我想說的
can't get no airplay, you know what i'm sayin?
but ey, it's cool though, you know what i'm sayin?
just fed up
that's my word