Ivan

Even as a Child I knew I didn’t have normal Functions
I was watching porn before you could porn hub it
I could blame it on the Government, Maybe it was the One Percent
or Maybe I was Destined,to find my life to be Trouble Some
I went from being bullied on the Jungle Gym
to becoming the bully on the Jungle Gym, Teacher was always cussing When
I’m Colouring, One day she took away my Lunch for Punishment
I called her a Stupid poop head cause she was Dumb as Shit
My stomach was the first mumble rapper It went from Mumbling
To straight up screaming, you know I’m Hungry **** being Humble as a Kid
Being Happy those memories Don’t Exist
We had Eviction Notices as Christmas Ornaments
So while you and your friends were at home forging a list Unfortunately
Santa ignored my wish,That shit just made me more Convinced that “I was worthless”
I I‘ve been feeling really Terrible
I get bad vibes when ever I’m near you
So I’m not gonna Lie, what you heard is very True
I’m Sick in the head, I think I need some Thera Flu
Even as a Child I knew I didn’t have normal Functions
I was watching porn before you could porn hub it
My sister had a friend, and that little bitch was a Whore Dumpling
so put some lip stick on a pig, Im trying to pork Something
I Couldn’t wait to get off Mamas Porch, I knew Divorce was Coming
Flunked Spanish class, but a French kiss Was not a foreign Subject
Guess I was more in touch with, flourishing On unemployed Budgets
I was poor for so long that I started to enjoy Struggling
Check the Cupboard, there was nothing, it’s Empty
No indians in my CUP BOARDS, I Threw those Toys into to Warm the Oven
Like Bane I was born in a dungeon, I’m War Toughened
back then, All I wanted was Buffys, I didn’t **** with no Warren Buffet
Trust me, if life’s was a bitch, If she wore a Blouse I Un-Buttoned it
It’s uncomfortable when they see you live at the Comfort INN
I I‘ve been feeling really Terrible
I get bad vibes when ever I’m near you
So I’m not gonna Lie, what you heard is very True
I’m Sick in the head, I think I need some Thera Flu
Even as a Child I knew I didn’t have normal Functions
I was, watching wait you already know What I’m gonna say so **** It
put two tears in a cup, I couldn’t afford a Water Bucket
I was in the sunken place, Looking for my Moral Compass
the Skeletons in my closet, they went and ordered Luggage
they didn’t wanna live with me no more Cause I was Hoarding
And I swore I wasn’t, But if my Horoscope, said I was Important to Someone
And If I send my Loving, they’ll give it back But The World Doesn’t
So diss my creed, And Im lunging like Dolph lundgren
Lyrically Y’all Throw Punches, But in real life Y’all get punched In
In real life, I’m a Monster, I Mumford and Sonned you Munchkins
My family was like the Munsters, we didn’t have no magical pumpkins
to wish for a money sandwich I needs some Bands like a Bungee
I’m bout to dance with the devil and Ima teach his ass how to Dougie
We had our hands raised, We prayed to Jesus
We seen some bad days, yeah we had Re-runs
While y’all was Brady bunch, We was free lunch
Waiting on that EBT Every Month
Even as a Child I knew I didn’t have normal Functions
I was watching porn before you could porn hub it