My Mommy (Intro)

Yea, yea yea yea yea yea yea
okay, alright, yo, yo
yao, yao,
alright Im gonna lay the chorus first
here we go now

My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
thats why I am like I am cuz Im like her
because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
thats why Im on what Im on cuz Im my mom

My mom my mom I know youre probably
tired of hearing bout my mom oh ho whoa ho
but this is just a story of when I was just a shorty
and how I became hooked on va-hal yuh-hum
Valium was in everything, food that I ate
the water that I drank, f****n peas in my plate
she sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak
so everyday Id have at least three stomach aches
now tell me, what kind of mother would wanna see her
son grow up to be an undera-f****n-cheaver
my teacher didnt think I was gonna be nothing either
What the **** ya sticking gum up under the f****n seat for?
Mrs. Mathers your son has been huffing ether
either that or the mother f****rs been puffing refer
but all this huffing and puffing wasnt what it was either
it was neither, I was buzzing but it wasnt what she thought
pee in a tea cup? ***** you aint my keeper
Im sleeping, what the **** you keep on f****n with me for?
slut you need to leave me the, **** alone I aint playing
go find you a white crayon and color a f****n zebra

My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
thats why I am like I am cuz Im like her
because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
thats why Im on what Im on cuz Im my mom

Wait a minute, this aint dinner this is paint thinner
You ate it yesterday I aint hear no complaints did I?
now heres a plate full of pain killers
now just wait till I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes
you little mother f****r Ill make you sit there and make
that retarded f****n face without even tasting it
you better lick the f****n plate you aint wasting it
put your face in it fore I throw you in the bas***nt again
and I aint giving in, youre gonna just sit there in one f****n place ???
till next Thanksgiving and if you still aint finished it
Ill use the same s*it again then when I make spinach dip
itll be placed in that s*it, you little s*it
wanna sit there and play innocent
a rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it
child support? Your father he aint sent the s*it
and so what if he did its none of your dang business kid

my mom, theres no one else quite like my mom
I know I should let bygones be bygones
but shes the reason why am high what Im high on

My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
thats why I am like I am cuz Im like her
because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
thats why Im on what Im on cuz Im my mom

My mom loved Valium now all I am is a party animal I am what I am
but Im strong to the finish with me Valium spinach
but my buzz only lasts about two minutes
but I dont wanna swallow it without chewing it
I cant even write a rhyme without doing it
My Valium, My Valium

Man I never thought that I could ever be
a drug addict, nah **** that I cant have it happen to me
but thats actually what has ended up happening
a tragedy, a f****n passing it up catching me
and its probably where I got acquainted with the taste aint it?
pharmaceuticals are the bomb mom beautiful
she killed the f****n dog with the medicine she done fed it
feed it a f****n Aspirin and say that it has a headache
Here wanna snack, you hungry you f****n brat?
look at that, its a Xanax take it and take a nap, eat it
but I dont need it, well **** it then break it up
take a little piece then beat before you wake Nathan up
alright ma you win, I dont feel like arguing
Ill do it, pop it gobble it and start wobbling
stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, tripped then I fall in bed
with a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head

My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
thats why I am like I am cuz Im like her
because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
thats why Im on what Im on cuz Im my mom