Cool Daddio

Hi its great to be back with you
I am feeling well
Mind if i just sing
Ill start upon hearing the bell
Mummys baking birthday bread
And daddys drink destroys his head
And little distant cousins asleep
But im a cool daddio
Bubbas busy masturbating
Sissys sewing sweaters
So her fine fiance fits in the sheep
But im a cool daddio
You should see my fancy outfit
You should see their eyes
Mummys polishing pottery
And daddy wins the lottery
And grandmas little nephews in bed
But im a cool daddio
Bubbas boring barbara
And sissys in the shower
Shaving stubbles like her fiance said
Cool daddio, thats me
Im so debonair
But i dont care to stick around
So im gettin outta here
Mummy begs for me to stay
And daddy says to go away
And little distant cousin woke up
Yet im a cool daddio
Everyone just settle down
And listen to my song
Bubbas breaking bureau shelves
And sissy is proud of herself
Because her fiance is choked up
Cool daddio, im just a...